Perhaps, thought Remo, American Express or Master Charge might simply credit an account,
or every freshman congressman would get one of the stickers of those credit agencies and
attach it to his office door and when someone wanted to bribe him, he wouldn't have to
carry cash out into the dangerous Washington streets, but just present his credit card
and the congressman could take out one of those machines he would get when he swore
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to uphold the Constitution as he took office, and run through the briber's credit card
and at the end of every month get his bribe through his own bank. Just bribing a
congressman with cold cash was demeaning.
The colonel bared his teeth and lunged, trying to get a bite at Remo's throat.
Possibly, thought Remo, there might even be a stock market for Washington politicians,
with bids on farm votes and things like that. Senators up three points, congressmen down
an eighth, the president steady. And while his thoughts were sarcastic, Remo was greatly
sad. Because he did not want his government to be that, he did not want that stain of
corruption, he not only wanted to believe in his country and his government, he wanted
the facts to justify it also. It was not even good enough the majority were honest, he
wanted all of them that way. And he hated the money strewn around this elevator floor as
he throttled the Korean colonel. For that money was destined for American politicians
and it meant that there were hands out.
So this little thing with the colonel was a bit of a pleasure and he leveled the man and
put him on his back and very slowly he said-so that the man would be sure this was not
just a windy threat-"Colonel, I am about to puree your face in my hands. You can save
your face and your lungs which can be snapped out of your body and your gonads and
various other parts of your body that you will miss tremendously. You can do this by
cooperating. I am a busy man, Colonel."
And in Korean, the colonel gasped: "Who are you?"
"Would you believe a Freudian analyst?" asked Remo, pressing his right thumb under the
colonel's cheekbone and pressing down so that the left eye of the colonel strained at
its nerve endings.
"Ai.ee," screamed the colonel.
"And so, please dig deep into your subconscious and
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come up with your payroll of American politicians. All right, sweetie?" said Remo.
"Aieeee," screamed the colonel, because it felt as if the eye were coming out of its
socket.
"Very good," said Remo and released pressure. The eye eased back into the socket,
suddenly filled with a roadmap of red veins as the burst capillaries flooded the
eyeball. The red lines in the left eye would disappear in two days. And by the time they
did, the colonel would be a defector in the custody of the FBI. He would be called a key
witness and newsmen would say he defected because he was afraid of returning to South
Korea which of course made no sense for he was one of the closest friends of the South
Korean president. And the colonel would name names and how much each one got.
And Remo hoped they would go to jail. It offended him that the grease-slicked head with
the little rat grin of a former vice president went pandering around the world when he
should have been behind bars doing time like the common thief he was.
So he told the colonel very clearly and very slowly in English and in Korean that all
the names would be named and that there was nothing that could protect the colonel.
"Because, Colonel, I have greater access to your nerves and to your pain than you do,"
said Remo, as the elevator closed its door and descended toward the basement.
"Who are you?" asked the colonel, whose English occasionally lost verbs but who
pronounced any figure above ten thousand dollars flawlessly. "You work for me. Fifty