He paled to the hue of sour milk, sank to his knees, eyes rolling up to display bloodshot whites, then
folded forward and began noisily to lose his breakfast. Stepping to one side I put my booted foot on the
dirty wrist of the first assassin, who was worming stealthily toward the fallen knife; his wrist bones
crunched under my weight and he squealed like a gutted lamb. Then I reached for the third man they had
been about to mug, caught him by an upper arm and rapidly propelled him out of the fetid darkness and
into the clamor and bustle of the marketplace.
He blinked at the dazzling impact of the noontime sun and tottered woozily, panting to recover his
breath. I looked him over. He was an odd, comical little man, very thin and quite a bit shorter than I, and
somewhere in his sixties as far as I could judge. He was dressed in stained, disreputable khaki shorts and
a safari shirt, both several sizes too big for his scrawny frame. A huge, old-fashioned sun helmet covered
most of his bony, baldish head. His pointed nose supported a pair of antiquated nose-glasses-pince-nez, I
think they are called-these teetered insecurely and were often askew.
His eyes were large and watery and blue, under tufted, snowy brows, and looked curiously out of place
in his leathery tanned face, which was bony and long-jawed. A stiff little tuft of white goatee jutted from
the point of his chin, and a white mustache bristled from his upper lip, creating the illusion of a
Vandyke. When he spoke, his voice was highpitched, querulous, with an Oxford accent; and he spoke in
a rather verbose, slightly pompous, very pedantic manner.
"Holy Heisenberg!"he wheezed. "You arrived in the very nick of time, young man!"
"Are you okay?"I inquired. "Did they get your wallet?"
"Eh? Wallet . . . ?"
I nudged his bony hip, felt a reassuring flattish bulge. How the two thieves had lured the old fellow into
that dark alley I did not bother to inquire: he looked so absent-minded and unworldly and easily
bamboozled, there was no reason to inquire. So I took his arm again, propelled him a quarter way around
the square and into the cool dimness of the Cafe Umbala. The Nubian waiter, who knew me well,
grinned, white teeth flashing in his ebony face, amused, doubtless, at the odd couple we made. The little
man in soiled khaki kit came only to my armpit; he was thinner than the legendary rail, and my weight
could have made three of him, or nearly. He waggled a stiff white goatee in my direction and attempted
a jerky little bow, which made his old-fashioned sun helmet fall over his bald brow, knocking his glasses
askew.
"Your unexpected assistance, sir, was timely and most welcome,"he said breathlessly. "Those two
ruffians-!"
I drew him to a seat behind a tiny table set against a wall of flaking plaster adorned with posters
advertising such varied amusements as a Parisian chanteuse, who really hailed from Constantinople, a
Chinese magician who was actually an exBrooklyn cardsharp of pure Gypsy descent, and a brand of
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