bored tourist, "I might as well sample whatever action you've got. What's to
do here?"
Sub Vastra grinned widely, like a tall, skinny frog. "Ah, whatever you wish,
sah! Entertainment? In our private rooms we have the finest artists of three
planets, nautch dancers, music, fine comedians-"
"We've got enough of that stuff in Cincinnati. I didn't come to Venus for a
nightclub act." Cochenour couldn't have known it, of course, but that was the
right decision to make; Sub's private rooms were way down the list of night
spots on Venus, and even the top of the list wasn't much.
"Of course, sah! Then perhaps you would like to consider a tour?"
"Aw." Cochenour shook his head. "What's the point of running around? Does any
of the planet look any different than the space pad we came in on, right over
our heads?"
Vastra hesitated. I could see him doing swift arithmetic in his head,
measuring the chance of persuading the Terry to go for a surface tour against
what he might get from me as his commission on something bigger. He didn't
look my way. Honesty won out-
that is, honesty reinforced by a quick appraisal of Cochenour's gullibility.
"Not much different, no, sah," he admitted. "All pretty hot and dry on the
surface, all the same, pretty much. But I did not think of the surface."
"What then?"
"Ah, the Heechee warrens, sah! There are many miles of same just below this
settlement. A reliable guide could be found-"
"Not interested," Cochenour growled. "Not in anything that
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close.
''Sah?''
"If a guide can lead us through them," Cochenour explained, "that means
they've all been explored, which means if there was anything good in them it's
been looted already. What's the fun of that?"
"Of course!" Vastra cried immediately. "I understand your meaning, sah." He
looked noticeably happier, and I could feel his radar reaching out to make
sure I was listening, though he still didn't look in my direction at all. "To
be sure," he went on weightily, an expert explaining complexities to a valued
client, "there is always the chance that one may find new digs, sah, provided
one knows where to look. Am I correct in assuming that this would interest
you?"
The Third of Vastra's house had brought me my drink and a thin powder-faxed
slip of paper. "Thirty percent," I whispered to her. "Tell Sub. Only no
bargaining and no getting anybody else to bid." She nodded and winked; she'd
been listening too, of course, and she was as sure as I was that this Terry
was firmly on the hook.
It had been my intention to nurse my drink as long as I could, while the mark
ripened under Vastra's skillful ministrations, but it looked like prosperity
was looming ahead. I was ready to celebrate. I took a long, happy swallow.
Unfortunately, the hook didn't seem to have a barb. Unaccountably, the Terry
shrugged. "Waste of time, I bet," he grumbled. "I mean, really, if anybody
knew where to look, why wouldn't he have looked there on his own already,
right?"
"Ah, mister!" Vastra cried, beginning to panic. "But I assure you, there are
hundreds of tunnels not yet explored! Thousands, sah! And in them, who knows,
treasures beyond price very likely!"
Cochenour shook his head. "Let's skip it," he said. "Just bring us another