just
setting. Ankh-Morpork, largest city in the lands around the Circle Sea, slept.
That statement is not really true.
On the one hand, those parts of the city which normally concerned themselves
with, for example, selling vegetables, shoeing horses, carving exquisite small
jade ornaments, changing money and making tables, on the whole, slept. Unless
they had insomnia. Or had got up in the night. as it might be, to go to the
lavatory. On the other hand, many of the less law-abiding citizens were wide
awake and, for instance, climbing through windows that didn't, t belong to
them,
slitting throats, mugging one another, listening to loud music in smoky
cellars
and gener,erally having a lot more fun. But most of the animals were asleep,
except for the rats. And the bats, too, of course. As far as the insects were
concerned . . .
The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entireliy accurate and
during the reign of Olaf Quimby II is Patrician of Ankh some legislation was
passed in a determined attempt to put a stop to this sort of thing and
introduce
some honesty into reporting. Thus, if a legend said of a notable hero that
'all
men spoke of his prowess' any bard who valued his life would add hastily
'except
for a couple of people in his home village who thought he was a liar, and
quite
a lot of other people who had never really heard of him.' Poetic simile was
strictly limited to statements like 'his mighty steed was as fleet as the wind
n
a fairly calm day, say about Force Three,' and any loose talk about a beloved
having a face that launched a thousand ships would have to be backed by
evidence
that the object of desire did indeed look like a bottle of champagne.
Quimby was eventually killed by a disgruntled poet during an experiment
conducted in the palace grounds to prove the disputed accuracy of the proverb
The pen is mightier than the sword,' and in his memory it was amended to
include
the phrase 'only if the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp.'
So. Approximately sixty-seven, maybe sixty-eight per cent, of the city slept.
Not that the other citizens creeping about on their generally unlawful
occasions
noticed the pale tide streaming through the streets. Only the wizards, used to
seeing the invisible, watched it foam across the distant fields.
The Disc, being flat, has no real horizon. Any adventurous sailors who got
funny
ideas from staring at eggs and oranges for too long and set out for the
antipodes soon learned that the reason why distant ships sometimes looked as
though they were disappearing over the edge of the world was that they were
disappearing over the edge of the world.
But there was still a limit even to Galder's vision in the mist-swirled,
dust-filled air. He looked up. Looming high over the University was the grim
and
ancient Tower of Art, said to be the oldest building on the Disc, with its
famous spiral staircase of eight thousand, eight hundred and eighty-eight
steps.
From its crenelated roof, the haunt of ravens and disconcertingly alert
gargoyles, a wizard might see to the very edge of the Disc. After spending ten
minutes or so coughing horribly, of course.