He reached the airlock and it began to open. Drill snuffed wetly at the alien smells-heat, dust, the musky
scent of the Shars themselves.
Drill's heart thumped in his chest. His dreams were coming true. He had waited all his life for this.
Mash, whimpered Lowbrain. Drill told it to be silent. Lowbrain protested vaguely, then obeyed.
Drill told Lowbrain to move. Cool, alien air brushed his skin. The Shars cried out sharply, moaned, fell
back. They seemed a wild, sibilant ocean of pointed ears and dark, questing eyes. The group heading for
the airlock vanished in the general retrograde movement, a stone washed by a pale tide. Beneath Drill's
feet was soft vegetation. His translator floated in the air before him. His mind flamed with wonder, but
Lowbrain kept him moving.
The Shars fell back, moaning.
Drill stood eighteen feet tall on his two pillarlike legs, each with a splayed foot that displayed a horny
underside and vestigial nails. His skin was ebony and was draped in folds over his vast naked body. His
pendulous maleness swung loosely as he walked. As he stepped across the open space he was conscious
of the fact that he was the ultimate product of nine million years of human evolution, all leading to the
expansion, diversification, and perfection that was now humanity's manifest existence.
He looked down at the little Shars, their white skin and golden fur, their strange, stiff tripod legs, the
muzzles raised to him as if in awe. If your species survives, he thought benignly, you can look like me in
another few million years.
The group of Shars that had been forging through the crowd were suddenly exposed when the crowd fell
back from around them. On the perimeter were several Shars holding staffs--weapons, perhaps--in their
clever little hands. In the center of these were a group of Shars wearing decorative ribbon to which metal
plates had been attached. Badges of rank, Memory said. Ignore. The shadow of the translator bobbed
toward them as Drill approached. Metallic geometrics rose from the group and hovered over them.
Recorders, Memory said. Artificial similarities to myself. Or possibly security devices. Disregard.
Drill was getting closer to the party, speeding up his instructions to Lowbrain, eventually entering Zen
Synch. It would make Lowbrain hungrier but lessen the chance of any accidents.
The Shars carrying the staffs fell back. A wailing went up from the crowd as one of the Shars stepped
toward Drill. The ribbons draped over her sloping shoulders failed to disguise four mammalian breasts.
Clear plastic bubbles covered her weak eyes. In Zen Synch with Memory and Lowbrain, Drill ambled up
to her and raised his hands in friendly greeting. The Shar flinched at the expanse of the gesture.
"I am Ambassador Drill," he said. "I am a human."
The Shar gazed up at him. Her nose wrinkled as she listened to the booming voice of the translator. Her
answer was a succession of sharp sounds, made high in the throat, somewhat unpleasant. Drill listened
to the voice of his translator.
"I am President Gram of the InterSharian Sociability of Nations and Planets." That's how it came
through in translation, anyway. Memory began feeding Drill referents for the word "nation."
"I welcome you to our planet, Ambassador Drill."