John Wyndham - More Spinned Against

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More Spinned Against …by John Wyndham

One of the things about her husband that displeased Lydia Charters more as the years went by was the shape

of him; another was his hobby. There were other displeasures, of course, but it was these in particular that

aroused her sense of failure.

True, he had been much the same shape when she had married him, but she had looked for improvement.

She had envisioned the development, under her domestic influence, of a more handsome, suaver, better filled

type. Yet after nearly twelve years of her care and feeding there was scarcely any demonstrable improvement.

The torso, the main man, looked a little more solid, and the scales endorsed that it was so, but unfortunately

this simply seemed to emphasize the knobby, gangling, loosely-hinged effect of the rest.

Once, in a mood of more than usual dissatisfaction, Lydia had taken a pair of his trousers and measured

them carefully. Inert and empty, they seemed all right—long in the leg, naturally, but not abnormally so, and

the usual width that people wore—but put to use, they immediately achieved the effect of being too narrow and

full of knobs, just as his sleeves did. After the failure of several ideas to soften this appearance, she had

realized that she would have to put up with it. Reluctantly, she had told herself: "Well, I suppose it can't be

helped. It must be just one of those things—like horsy women getting to look more like horses, I mean," and

thereby managed a dig at the hobby, as well.

Hobbies are convenient in the child, but an irritant in the adult; which is why women are careful never to

have them, but simply to be interested in this or that. It is perfectly natural for a woman—and Lydia was a

comely demonstration of the art of being one—to take an interest in semi-precious and, when she can afford

them, precious stones: Edward's hobby, on the other hand, was not really natural to anyone.

Lydia had known about the hobby before they were married, of course. No one could know Edward for long

without being aware of the way his eyes hopefully roved the corners of any room he chanced to be in, or how,

when he was out of doors, his attention would be suddenly snatched away from any matter in hand by the sight

of a pile of dead leaves, or a piece of loose bark. It had been irritating at times, but she had not allowed it to

weigh too much with her, since it would naturally wither from neglect later. For Lydia held the not uncommon

opinion that though, of course, a married man should spend a certain amount of his time assuring an income,

beyond that there ought to be only one interest in his life—from which it followed that the existence of any

other must be slightly insulting to his wife, since everybody knows that a hobby is really just a form of

sublimation.

The withering, however, had not taken place.

Disappointing as this was in itself, it would have been a lot more tolerable if Edward's hobby had been the

collection of objects of standing—say, old prints, or first editions, or oriental pottery. That kind of thing could

not only be displayed for envy, it had value; and the collector himself had status. But no one achieved the status

of being any more than a crank for having even a very extensive collection of spiders.

Even over butterflies or moths, Lydia felt without actually putting the matter to the test, one could perhaps

have summoned up the appearance of some enthusiasm. There was a kind of nature's-living-jewels line that one

could take if they were nicely mounted. But for spiders—a lot of nasty, creepy-crawly, leggy horrors, all

getting gradually more pallid in tubes of alcohol—she could find nothing to be said at all.

In the early days of their marriage Edward had tried to give her some of his own enthusiasm, and Lydia had

listened as tactfully as possible to his explanations of the complicated lives, customs, and mating habits of

spiders, most of which seemed either disgusting, or very short on morals, or frequently both, and to his

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