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Norton sighed inwardly. Perhaps it was a good thing for the world that Gawain was now a
ghost.
'That was my specialty," Gawain continued. "The hand -- slaying of dragons. It was
dangerous work, to be sure -- but the rewards were considerable. Because it was quasi -- legal,
fees were high. I estimated that five or six years of dragon slaying would make me independently
wealthy. That was the point: to prove that I wasn't simply inher -- iting wealth, but could
produce it on my own. I knew my family would be pleased; every man in it increased the fortune, if
he lived long enough."
Gawain meditated for a moment, and Norton did not interrupt him. What would be the point?
Norton had on occasion spotted the traces of dragons in the parks and had always given the
monsters a wide berth. He might be an environmentalist, but he was no fool. It was said that some
dragons in parks were halfway tame and would not attack a person if he gave them food or jewelry,
but Nor -- ton had never trusted such folklore. The best way to deal with a dragon was to stay
clear of it, unless a person had a really competent pacification-spell.
"I know what you're thinking," Gawain said. "Obvi -- ously I met one dragon too many! But
in my defense, I do want to say that I was successful for five years and had almost amassed my
target level in bonus money. I would be alive today if that last dragon I faced had been genuine.
But you see, it wasn't; it had been mislabeled. Oh, I don't blame the natives -- not much, anyway;
they were a fairly primitive tribe in South America and they spoke a mixture of Amerind and
Spanish, while I spoke the language of champions, English. Normally language is not much of a
barrier; my armor and sword bespoke my profession, with the dragon design on my shield; and as for
the women -- a man never needs a language of the tongue to speak his use for them, especially when
he's a warrior. These things are fairly standard, anyway; the conquering hero always gets his pick
of the local virgins. After all, it's better for them than getting chomped by the dragon!"
He paused a moment, his lips twitching. "Funny that some of those girls don't seem to see
it that way."
He shrugged and returned to the main theme. "But I think they were honestly ignorant of
the nature of their monster. Of course, I should have checked it out in the Dragon Registry -- but
I had traveled a long way, and the nearest civilized outpost was a half day's trek distant --
couldn't use a standard flying carpet for this, of course, since those things are coded into the
tour computers, and that would have given away my business -- it would have delayed me a day just
to do that, and maybe alerted the Dragon Patrol. So I tackled that dragon blind, as it were. I'll
never do that again! I was cocky and foolish, I know -- but I was familiar with the specs on just
about every type of dragon in the world; I figured I was okay this one time.
"So there I was, afoot and armed with sword and shield, as is proper for such encounters,
and I boldly braved the lair of the monster. And monster it was! I could see claw marks on the big
trees some ten feet up. A real challenge! I marched up to its cave and bellowed out my challenge,
and the monster came charging out, no fire, just growl -- ing -- and then I realized my mistake.
That was no dragon -- it was a dinosaur! A largely bipedal carnivorous reptile -- allosaurus, to
be specific; I looked it up after it was too late. It was supposed to be extinct; I think Satan
revived it, just to take me down a peg."
Now Norton spoke. "Isn't a dinosaur much like a dragon?"
"Yes and no," Gawain said seriously. This was his field of expertise. "It should be as
easy to slay one as the other, as they are of similar nature. Dragons have fire and better armor,
and some are unbecomingly smart, while the ancient camosaurs -- well, they have to do it all by
tooth and claw and power, so they're both more single-minded and des -- perate. I was geared and
trained for dragons; I knew their typical foibles. A dragon, for example, will always try to
scorch you with its fire or steam first; dodge that jet, and you can often get in a lethal stroke
while it's recovering its breath. It's blast-oriented, you see, not thinking about what comes
next. But the allosaurus -- that monster didn't even pause to see how it scored, because it had no
attack heat. It simply charged, catching me off guard. I had been ready to dodge to the side, and
that was no good this time. I stabbed it in the neck with my sword, but it didn't seem to notice.
That's another difference -- a dragon will roar with pain and rage when injured -- they are
inordinately proud of their roars -- and whip about to snap at the wound. I've seen a dragon get
stabbed with a knife and reach about and bite that knife right out of its body, along with a few
pounds of its own flesh, and toast the wound after -- ward to cauterize it. This camosaur just
kept going for me. Its system was more primitive. You know how a snake's tail will keep twitching
after you cut it off? True reptiles are slow to die, even when hacked to pieces. So again I
misjudged it -- and again I paid. The brute knocked me down and took a chomp of my body, armor and
all. I didn't even try to scramble free; I knew a body-chomp would only dent the monster's teeth.
"That was my third error. Apparently enchantment has a sizable psychological component;
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