Jack L. Chalker - The Wonderland Gambit 03 - The Hot-Wired Dodo
"The Boojums showed up in a world where we literally got invaded by another planet," Walt reminisced.
"No, not them- at least not right off. Even nastier things. Kind of like War of the Worlds slimeballs. The
Boojums were from someplace else entirely doing some kind of research work and they got blamed for
what the 'Slugs From Beyond' were doing. I remember Matt took a chance on them, I think after seeing
them battle one of the slug ships, and tried contacting them. Didn't take, until the slugs knocked one of
their saucers out of the sky almost on top of us. Matt saved 'em, and, ever since, they've been like high-
tech hunting dogs, loyal to a fault and with no place to go."
"But they shouldn't have translated to the next universe," I pointed out. "Nobody else did, except our
people."
Walt nodded. "Surprised hell out of us, too. Everybody except Matt, that is. As you've probably noticed,
they haven't got a spoken language, and old paranoid Al wanted to blow 'em away and they knew it. Matt
got to them, somehow, through the VR interfaces and the Brand Box. I just can't be positive, but I'm
pretty damned sure they had no idea of all this until he and they connected. They made a lot of the
improvements, in fact-the Brand Box we know today was developed from the early work between Matt
and them using their interface with the saucer. That's how Cynthia, or anybody, really, can fly the thing.
You put on the head mount and you are the ship. It's that easy. Of course, I get the very distinct idea that
the little guys and the ship are connected automatically, like the way you had a head mount inside your
head. They let us fool with it, but we always know they're there. They're always connected-to the ship and
to each other. The principle of the synergy between alien and ship is the same that went into the final
Brand Boxes. The material, however, that makes up the core of the boxes also came from the spare parts
supply on the alien ship, which is why we can't build any more of them."
That explained that. "But he had the principle before this, I gather, and the meeting with these beings just
allowed him to perfect it?"
Walt nodded again. "If you call this perfected, I guess you can say that. What we didn't figure on was that
Matt had some concepts and ideas these little aliens didn't know. So, in exchange for the manufacture of
the existing Brand Boxes that we interfaced to the life-support pods-mostly in the Command Center but
also in some backup areas like this-they took a lot of the concepts and math from Matt's computers and
repaired and rebuilt their ship. When we punched through to the next level, they all got in the ship, and,
although most of us didn't know it at the time, they punched through right with us, using the ship as an
alternate command center and its life support as their version of the pods."
"Huh? How come you didn't know it at the time?"
He shrugged. "Well, they shifted under cover. They don't tell us much so we all called 'em Boojums, like
the Lewis Carroll stuff Matt was so fond of. They don't seem to mind. I doubt if they have names in our
sense, either individually or collectively. Matt shifted them here, and sent me and Tanaka up to help 'em
out. Cynthia came along for ... well, long story of no consequence. Anyway, the slugs found the Mojave
Command Center and forced a punch; we couldn't get down there and thought we were done for. Dan
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