
The Vurt-U-Want doors crashed open and a young man came stumbling through, looking
scared.
"It's Seb," whispered Mandy.
Two cops followed him out of the doors. Real-life versions. Fleshcops. They chased Seb
over towards the wire fence that skimmed one edge of the car park. I turned around to the Beetle.
"It's a bust!" I shouted. "Let's go, Bee! Out of here!"
And we were. Reversing first, away from the bollards. "Watch it!" This from Mandy,
nervous as fuck, as the van jerked backwards. She was thrown to the floor, landing on the Thing-
from-Outer-Space. I was clinging to the straps. Brid was rudely pitched from sleep, pupils in
shock from the sudden awakening. The Thing had six tentacles wrapped around Mandy. The girl
was screaming.
The van leapt up onto a pavement. I thought the Beetle was trying to dodge the beams,
maybe he was, but all we felt was the sickening thud and a yowling scream as the left back wheel
put the collector's item out of its misery.
The crusty was crying over his dog and pushing his fists through the shadowcop's smoke
as we scorched the forecourt. The van made a wild circle, and I saw the whole thing sliding by --
the shadowcop, the crusty, the dead dog, until Beetle got it under control. Mandy was struggling
with the Thing-from-Outer-Space, calling it all the names. Over the Beetle's shoulder I could see
the wire fence coming up close. Seb was dropping down on the other side, down to the tramlines.
The two fleshcops were struggling with the fence. Beetle turned on the headlights, catching them
full-beam. He gunned the Stashmobile towards them, total, shouting out, "Awoohhh!!! Kill the
cops! Kill the cops!" The cops fell off the fence. Their faces in the headlights were a joy to be-
hold; fleshcops, scared to fuck. They were running now, away from the van's bulk, but Beetle had
it; he swung the wheel around like a true star, last moment, taking the Stashmobile all around the
parking space, heading for the gateway. The debris of a thousand trips was banging and clattering
all over the floor as we took a vicious U-turn onto Albany Road and then left onto Wilbraham
Road. One last glimpse over the Vurt-U-Want wall and I could see the shadowcop beaming
messages into the air. The robo-crusty was a pile of fused plastic and flesh. A cop siren wailed
through the darkness.
"They're onto us, Bee!" I cried. "Hit the jam!"
Beetle took the brow at speed. Oh boy, were we flying! Stash Riders! Riding the feathers
back to the pad. The point of impact squelched Mandy deeper into the Thing's embrace.
Mandy screaming at the Thing, "Get the fuck off me!"
Keeping firm hold of the strap, I dropped the goody bag, and reached down with the free
hand, jabbing at the Thing's belly flesh, tickling him. The one weak spot. How he loved that! His
laughter was dredged up from deep inside, from thousands of miles. He was writhing around and
Mandy was able to slide free. "Fuck that! Jesus!" She was shaking from the fight.
Through the back windows I saw a cop car's lights flashing. Its siren was loud, piercing.
The Beetle took the corner onto Alexandra Road without slowing. Brid was clinging to the straps,
desperate for sleep, her skin full of shadows. The Thing-from-Outer-Space was crying out for a
fix. Mandy had a tight hold of herself, and I had the goody bag back in my free hand. The Beetle
had the wheel.
Everybody has to grab hold of something.
Alexandra Park was a dark jungle shimmering the right side windows. We were skirting
Bottletown by now and no doubt the park was full of demons; pimps, pros, and dealers -- real,
Vurt, or robo.
"Cop car's closing, Beetle!" I shouted.