I
IT WAS SHEER bad luck, or maybe their Intelligence was better than we knew, but the last raid,
breaking past our air defenses, had spattered the Weather Corps tent from here to hell. Supply problems
being what they were, we couldn't get replacements for weeks, and meanwhile the enemy had control of
the weather. Our only surviving Corpsman, Major Jackson, had to save what was left of his elementals
to protect us against thunderbolts; so otherwise we took whatever they chose to throw at us. At the
moment, it was rain.
There's nothing so discouraging as a steady week of cold rain. The ground turns liquid and runs up
into your boots, which get so heavy you can barely lift them. Your uniform is a drenched rag around
your shivering skin, the rations are soggy, the rifles have to have extra care, and always the rain drums
down on your helmet till you hear it in dreams. You'll never forget that endless gray washing and
beating; ten years later a rainstorm will make you feel depressed.
The one consolation, I thought, was that they couldn't very well attack us from the air while it went
on. Doubtless they'd yank the cloud cover away when they were ready to strafe us, but our broomsticks
could scramble as fast as their carpets could arrive. Meanwhile, we slogged ahead, a whole division of
us with auxiliaries-the 45th, the Lightning Busters, pride of the United States Army, turned into a wet
misery of men and dragons hunting through the Oregon hills for the invader.
I made a slow way through the camp. Water ran off tents and gurgled in slit trenches. Our sentries
were, of course, wearing Tarnkappen, but I could see their footprints form in the mud and hear the boots
squelch and the tired monotonous cursing.
I passed by the Air Force strip; they were bivouacked with us, to give support as needed. A couple
of men stood on guard outside the knockdown hangar, not bothering with invisibility. Their blue
uniforms were as mucked and bedraggled as my OD's, but they had shaved and their insignia-the winged
broomstick and the anti-Evil Eye beads-were polished. They saluted me, and I returned the gesture idly.
Esprit de corps, wild blue yonder, nuts.
Beyond was the armor. The boys had erected portable shelters for their beasts, so I only saw steam
rising out of the cracks and caught the rank reptile smell. Dragons hate rain, and their drivers were
having a hell of a time controlling them.
Nearby lay Petrological Warfare, with a pen full of hooded basilisks writhing and hissing and
striking out with their crowned heads at the men feeding them. Personally, I doubted the practicality of
that whole corps. You have to get a basilisk quite close to a man, and looking straight at him, for
petrifaction; and the aluminum-foil suit and helmet you must wear to deflect the influence of your pets is
an invitation to snipers. Then, too, when human carbon is turned to silicon, you have a radioactive
isotope, and maybe get such a dose of radiation yourself that the medics have to give you St. John's
Wort plucked from a graveyard in the dark of the moon.
So, in case you didn't know, cremation hasn't simply died out as a custom; it's become illegal under
the National Defense Act. We have to have plenty of old-fashioned cemeteries. Thus does the age of sci-
ence pare down our liberties.
I went on past the engineers, who were directing a gang of zombies carving another drainage ditch,
and on to General Vanbrugh's big tent. When the guard saw my Tetragrammaton insigne, for the
Intelligence Corps, and the bars on my shoulders, he saluted and let me in. I came to a halt before the
desk and brought my own hand up.
"Captain Matuchek reporting, sir," I said.