which? Tanj few, these days.
Pessimistic thinking, for a man's two hundredth birthday.
But the blending of the cities was real. Louis had watched it happen. All the irrationalities of
place and time and custom, blending into one big rationality of City, worldwide, like a dull gray
paste. Did anyone today speak Deutsche, English, Francais, Espanol? Everyone spoke Interworld.
Style in body paints changed all at once, all over the world, in one monstrous surge.
Time for another sabbatical? Into the unknown, alone in a singleship, with his skin and eyes and
hair their own color, a beard growing randomly over his face ...
"Nuts," said Louis to himself. "I just got back from a sabbatical." Twenty years ago.
But it was wearing on toward midnight. Louis Wu found a transfer booth, inserted his credit card
in the slot and dialed for Sevilla.
He emerged in a sunlit room.
"What the tanj?" he wondered, blinking. The transfer booth must have blown its zap. In Sevilla
there should have been no sunlight. Louis Wu turned to dial again, then turned back and stared.
He was in a thoroughly anonymous hotel room: a setting prosaic enough to make its occupant
doubly shocking.
Facing him from the middle of the room was something neither human nor humanoid. It stood on
three legs, and it regarded Louis Wu from two directions, from two flat heads mounted on flexible,
slender necks. Over most of its startling frame, the skin was white and glovesoft; but a thick,
coarse brown mane ran from between the beasts necks, back along its spine, to cover the complex-
looking hip joint of the hind leg. The two forelegs were set wide apart, so that the beast's
small, clawed hooves formed almost an equilateral triangle.
Louis guessed that the thing was an alien animal. In those flat heads there would be no room for
brains. But he noticed the hump that rose between the bases of the necks, where the mane became a
thick protective mop ... and a memory floated up from eighteen decades behind him.
This was a puppeteer, a Pierson's puppeteer. Its brain and skull were under the hump. It was not
an animal; it was at least as intelligent as a man. And its eyes, one to a head in deep bone
sockets, stared fixedly at Louis Wu from two directions.
Louis tried the door. Locked.
He was locked out, not in. He could dial and vanish. But it never occurred to him. One does not
meet a Pierson's puppeteer every day. The species had been gone from known space for longer than
Louis Wu had been alive.
Louis said, "Can I help you?"
"You can," said the alien ...
... in a voice to spark adolescent dreams. Had Louis visualized a woman to go with that voice,
she would have been Cleopatra, Helen of Troy, Marilyn Monroe, and Lorelei Huntz, rolled into one.
"Tanj!" The curse seemed more than usually appropriate. There Ain't No Justice! That such a
voice should belong to a two-headed alien of indeterminate sex!
"Be not frightened," said the alien. "Know that you can escape if need be."
"In college there were pictures of things like you. You've been gone a long time ... or so we
thought."
"When my species fled known space, I was not among them," the puppeteer replied. "I remained in
known space, for my species had need of me here."