enough for me, and some parties happen only once. I even flew my own spaceship
there; that was easy, too, and didn't really take any time from the eighteen
or twenty other things I was doing at the time.
Even before we got there I could feel the beginning of that nice party
tingle, because they had the old asteroid dressed up for the occasion. Left to
itself, Wrinide Rock wasn't much to look at. It was patchy black, spotted with
blue, ten kilometers long. It was shaped more or less like a badly planned
pear that the birds had been pecking at. Of course, those pockmarks weren't
from pecking birds. They were landing sockets for ships like ours. And, just
for the party, the Rock had been prettied up with big, twinidy starburst
letters- Our Galaxy
The First 100 Years Are the Hardest
-revolving around the rock like a belt of trained fireflies. The first
part of what it said wasn't diplomatic. The second part wasn't true. But it
was pretty to look at, anyway.
I said as much to my dear portable wife, and she grunted comfortably,
settling herself in my arm, "Is garish. Real lights! Could have used
holograms."
"Essie," I said, turning my head to nibble her ear, "you have the soul
of a cybernetician."
"Ho!" she said, twisting around to nibble back-only she nibbled a lot
harder-"Am nothing but soul of cybernetician, as are you, dear Robin, and
kindly pay attention to controls of ship instead of fooling around."
That was just a joke, naturally. We were right on course, sliding into a
dock with that agonizing slowness of all material objects; I had hundreds of
milliseconds to spare when I gave the True Love its final nudge. So I gave
Essie a kiss .
Well, I didn't exactly give her a kiss, but let me leave it that way for
now, all right?
and she added, "Are making a big deal of this, you agree?"
"It is a big deal," I told her, and kissed her a little harder, and,
since we had plenty of time, she kissed me back.
We spent the long quarter of a second or so while True Love drifted
through the intangible glitter of the party sign in as pleasant and leisurely
a fashion as one could wish. That's to say, we made love.
Since I am no longer "real" (but neither is my Essie)-since neither of
us is still really meat-one may ask, "How do you do that?" I have an answer
for that question. The answer is, "Beautifully." Also "layishly," "lovingly,"
and, above all, "expeditiously." I don't mean we shirk our work. I just mean
that it doesn't take long to do it; and so, after we had pleased each other
powerfully, and lounged around for a
while afterwards languidly, and even showered sharingly (a wholly
unnecessary ritual that, like most of our rituals, we do just for fun), we
still had plenty of time out of that quarter of a second to study the other
docking sockets on the Rock.
We had some interesting company ahead of us. I noted that one of the
ships docked ahead of us was a big old original-Heechee vessel, the kind that
we would have called a "Twenty" if we'd known that so huge a ship existed,
back in the old days. We didn't just spend that time rubbernecking. We're
shared-time programs, you know. We can easily do a dozen things at once. So I
also kept in touch with Albert, to check on whether there were any new
transmissions from the core, and make sure there was nothing from the Wheel,
and keep in touch with a dozen other interests of one kind or another; while
Essie ran her own search-and-merge scans. So by the time our locking ring
mated with one of those bird-pecked holes that were actually the berthing
ports for the asteroid, we were both in a pretty good mood and ready to party.