A shot spit up mud at his feet, and then two men emerged from the bushes, one on each
side of the rifleman, their faces blackened like commandoes, their uniforms dull green,
their boots black and high and polished like paratroopers. They wore black stocking
caps, and they came out wrong, moving one behind the other. The first man held a short
machine pistol, inaccurate beyond forty yards.
The golf shoes were no help. Real speed was hindered by spikes. Change of direction came
not from equipment but from within. The great football players like Gayle Sayers had it,
doing things that seemed impossible. And they were impossible to the eyes that believed
balance was a matter of footwork. The best sole for movement was the sole of his foot,
and the spikes were slowing Remo down, as he angled to set the three men in a line so
that only one could shoot at him at a time.
A roll, a fast stop and another roll got rid of the spiked shoes with the help of short
kicks; now Remo was padding the heavy damp grass of the fairway in his stockinged feet.
Remo moved head-on into the forty-yard range of the first man, and the middle man
brushed the front man slightly in an effort to establish his own line of fire. The front
man stopped for a moment.
Remo went into a straight speed line and was on the leader in a flash, his right thumb
rigid, making a sweeping arc up as he closed in. By the time he was arms' length from
the leader, the thumb was driving and then the thumb bit deep into the first man's
groin, sending him careening back with a pathetic lip-surrendering "ooh" into the second
man. The "ooh" was very soft, which was not surprising, since his left testicle was now
adjacent to his lower lung.
With his left hand, Remo brought his fingernails up to the shin of the second man who
was trying to get off a shot with his machine pistol. The fingernails went through his
face as if it were head cheese.
And then, unbelievably, the sniper who was reloading, stood up and threw away his rifle.
He did not reach for his .45 caliber sidearm, but stood in the karate sanchin dachi,
feet curved in, pigeon-toed, arms curved slightly in front, fists rigid.
The man was tall and lean and hard, the kind of man whose face gave Texas its
reputation. His fists were the size of pound coffee cans. He towered over the hedges.
Now he waited calmly for Remo's assault, the glint of his teeth matching in brilliance
the colonel's eagles on the shoulders of his uniform.
Remo stopped.
"You gotta be kidding, Mac," he said.
"Step up, little boy," the colonel said. "Your time has come."
Remo chuckled, then put his hands on his hips and laughed out loud. He stepped back, out
of the rough. The man with the displaced testicle had passed out. The other, with the
split face, was writhing on the ground in a growing bath of blood, his khaki fatigues
darkening.
The colonel looked at the two of them, then at Remo, and then began softly to hum to
himself.
Remo took another step back and the colonel took a step forward. He moved jerkily to his
right as he moved forward, obviously in preparation for an inverted fist, low thrust.
"Who taught you that dingaling move?" Remo said, dancing backwards, but not so far that
the man could use a quick draw on his .45.
"C'mon, you traitorous punk," the colonel said. "I'm going to cleanse America of you."
"Not with an weaken shita-uchi," Remo said. "Not by you; not by that move."
"Stand still and fight," the colonel said.
"Not until you tell me who taught you that nonsense," Remo said.
"Agreed," the colonel said thinly. "The U.S. Special Forces," and then he moved forward,
sending a blindingly fast right hand snapping down towards Remo's face. Unfortunately