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They're new. I'm taking them to a Pre-Fash precog at P. P. Layouts; if he wants to miniaturize
them for the Perky Pat layouts then we're in: it's just a question of flashing the info to the
P.P. disc jockey--what's his name?--circing Mars. And so on."
"Werner handwrought ties are part of the Perky Pat layouts," the man informed him. "Her
boyfriend Walt has a closetful of them." He beamed. "When P. P. Layouts decided to min our ties--"
"It was Barney Mayerson you talked to?"
"_I_ didn't talk to him; it was our regional sales manager. They say Mayerson is
difficult. Goes on what seems like impulse and once he's decided it's irreversible."
"Is he ever wrong? Declines items that become fash?"
"Sure. He may be a precog but he's only human. I'll tell you one thing that might help.
He's very suspicious of women. His marriage broke up a couple of years ago and he never got over
it. See, his wife became pregnant twice, and the board of directors of his conapt building, I
think it's 33, met and voted to expel him and his wife because they had violated the building
code. Well, you know 33; you know how hard it is to get into any of the buildings in that low
range. So instead of giving up his apt he elected to divorce his wife and let her move, taking
their child. And then later on apparently he decided he made a mistake and he got embittered; he
blamed himself, naturally, for making a mistake like that. A natural mistake, though; for God's
sake, what wouldn't you and I give to have an apt in 33 or even 34? He never remarried; maybe he's
a Neo-Christian. But anyhow when you go to try to sell him on your ceramics, be very careful about
how you deal with the feminine angle; don't say 'these will appeal to the ladies' or anything like
that. Most retail items are purchased--"
"Thanks for the tip," Hnatt said, rising; carrying his case of ceramics he made his way
down the aisle to the exit. He sighed. It was going to be tough, possibly even hopeless; he wasn't
going to be able to lick the circumstances which long predated his relationship with Emily and her
pots, and that was that.
Fortunately he managed to snare a cab; as it carried him through downtown cross-traffic he
read his own morning 'pape, in particular the lead story about the ship believed to have returned
from Proxima only to crash on Pluto's frozen wastes--an understatement! Already it was conjectured
that this might be the well-known interplan industrialist Palmer Eldritch, who had gone to the
Prox system a decade ago at the invitation of the Prox Council of humanoid types; they had wanted
him to modernize their autofacs along Terran lines. Nothing had been heard from Eldritch since.
Now this.
It would probably be better for Terra if this wasn't Eldritch coming back, he decided.
Palmer Eldritch was too wild and dazzling a solo pro; he had accomplished miracles in getting
autofac production started on the colony planets, but--as always he had gone too far, schemed too
much. Consumer goods had piled up in unlikely places where no colonists existed to make use of
them. Mountains of debris, they had become, as the weather corroded them bit by bit, inexorably.
Snowstorms, if one could believe that such still existed somewhere . . . there were places which
were actually cold. Too cold, in actual fact.
"Thy destination, your eminence," the autonomic cab informed him, halting before a large
but mostly subsurface structure. P. P. Layouts, with employees handily entering by its many
thermal-protected ramps.
He paid the cab, hopped from it, and scuttled across a short open space for a ramp, his
case held with both hands; briefly, naked sunlight touched him and he felt-- or imagined--himself
sizzle. Baked like a toad, dried of all life-juices, he thought as he safely reached the ramp.
Presently he was subsurface, being allowed into Mayerson's office by a receptionist. The
rooms, cooi and dim, invited him to relax but he did not; he gripped his display case tighter and
tensed himself and, although he was not a Neo-Christian, he mumbled a prolix prayer.
"Mr. Mayerson," the receptionist, taller than Hnatt and impressive in her open-bodice
dress and resort-style heels, said, speaking not to Hnatt but to the man seated at the desk. "This
is Mr. Hnatt," she informed Mayerson. "This is Mr. Mayerson, Mr. Hnatt." Behind Mayerson stood a
girl in a pale green sweater and with absolutely white hair. The hair was too long and the sweater
too tight. "This is Miss Fugate, Mr. Hnatt. Mr. Mayerson's assistant. Miss Fugate, this is Mr.
Richard Hnatt."
At the desk Barney Mayerson continued to study a document without acknowledging the
entrance of anyone and Richard Hnatt waited in silence, experiencing a mixed bag of emotions;
anger touched him, lodged in his windpipe and chest, and of course Angst, and then, above even
those, a tendril of growing curiosity. So this was Emily's former husband, who, if the living
necktie salesman could be believed, still chewed mournfully, bitterly, on the regret of having
abolished the marriage. Mayerson was a rather heavy-set man, in his late thirties, with unusually--
and not particularly fashionable--loose and wavy hair. He looked bored but there was no sign of
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