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You can't ignore the walls. You can't pretend they aren't there. We made you build them, is what they
say, and don't you ever forget that. All the same, Chicago doesn't have a wall sixty feet high and a
hundred fifty feet deep. Houston doesn't. Phoenix doesn't. They make do with less. But L.A. is the main
city. I suppose the Los Angeles wall is a statement: I am the Big Cheese. I am the Ham What Am.
The walls aren't there because the Entities are afraid of attack. They know how invulnerable they are.
We know it too. They just wanted to decorate their capital with something a little special. What the hell,
it isn't their sweat that goes into building the walls. It's ours. Not mine personally, of course. But ours.
I saw a few Entities walking around just inside the wall, preoccupied as usual with God knows what and
paying no attention to the humans in the vicinity. These were low-caste ones, the kind with the luminous
orange spots along their sides. I gave them plenty of room. They have a way sometimes of picking a
human up with those long elastic tongues, like a frog snapping up a fly, and letting him dangle in mid-air
while they study him with those saucer-sized yellow eyes. I don't care for that. You don't get hurt, but it
isn't agreeable to be dangled in mid-air by something that looks like a fifteen-foot-high purple squid
standing on the tips of its tentacles. Happened to me once in St. Louis, long ago, and I'm in no hurry to
have it happen again.
The first thing I did when I was inside L.A. was find me a car. On Valley Boulevard about two blocks in
from the wall I saw a ‘31 Toshiba El Dorado that looked good to me, and I matched frequencies with its
lock and slipped inside and took about ninety seconds to reprogram its drive control to my personal
metabolic cues. The previous owner must have been fat as a hippo and probably diabetic: her glycogen
index was absurd and her phosphines were wild.
Not a bad car, a little slow in the shift but what can you expect, considering the last time any cars were
manufactured on this planet was the year 2034.
“Pershing Square,” I told it.
It had nice capacity, maybe 60 megabytes. It turned south right away and found the old freeway and
drove off toward downtown. I figured I'd set up shop in the middle of things, work two or three pardons
to keep my edge sharp, get myself a hotel room, a meal, maybe hire some companionship. And then
think about the next move. It was winter, a nice time to be in L.A. That golden sun, those warm breezes
coming down the canyons.
I hadn't been out on the Coast in years. Working Florida mainly, Texas, sometimes Arizona. I hate the
cold. I hadn't been in L.A. since ‘36. A long time to stay away, but maybe I'd been staying away
deliberately. I wasn't sure. That last L.A. trip had left bad-tasting memories. There had been a woman
who wanted a pardon and I sold her a stiff. You have to stiff the customers now and then or else you
start looking too good, which can be dangerous; but she was young and pretty and full of hope and I
could have stiffed the next one instead of her, only I didn't. Sometimes I've felt bad, thinking back over
that. Maybe that's what had kept me away from L.A. all this time
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