
"But what are they actually supposed to have done, exactly?" one of my juniors was
reckless enough to ask.
"If we knew exactly" came the inevitable withering reply, "we wouldn't need to
include you in the operation, would we?"
I could tell from the reports we had been allowed to see that the so-called
investigation into the experiments at Hollinghurst Manor had been a committee
product, and that no one had ever had a clear idea exactly what was going on.
Warrants for surveillance had been obtained on the grounds that the Branch's
GE-Crime Unit had "compelling reasons" to suspect that Drs Hemans, Rawlingford
and Bradby were using "human genetic material" in the creation of "transgenic
animals", but it was mostly speculation. What they really had to go on was gossip
and rumour, and the rumours in question seemed to me to be suspiciously akin to
the urban legends that had sprung up everywhere since the tabloids' yuck factor
campaign had finally forced the government to pass stringent laws controlling the
uses of genetic engineering and to set up the GE-Crime Unit to enforce them. Once it
existed, the Unit had to do something to justify its budget, and its senior staff
obviously reckoned that whatever was going on at Hollinghurst Manor had to be
yucky enough to allow them to get that invaluable first goal on the great scoresheet.
It seemed to me that the whole affair had always had a faint air of surreal absurdity
about it. The illegal experiments that Hemans and his fellows were alleged by rumour
to be conducting were unfortunately conducive to silly jokes, ranging from lame
references to flying pigs to covert references to the raid as the Boar War. Even the
Home Office joined in the jokey name game; it was some idiot undersecretary who
decided to code-name the "target" Animal Farm, borrowing the most popular of the
derisory nicknames it had accumulated during the surveillance. It was, alas, my own
people who took some delight in explaining to anyone who would listen why the
people inside had allegedly taken to calling the project "Commoner's Isle". (It was
because the place where the ambitious scientist had conducted his unsuccessful
experiment in H.G. Wells's The Island of Doctor Moreau had been called Noble's
Isle.) When the inspector in charge of the Armed Response Unit assured us at the
final briefing that the people in the manor didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of
getting past his men he couldn't understand why the men from the ministry
snickered. (In Animal Farm, Snowball is the idealist who gets purged by the ruthless
Napoleon.)
In a sense, the inspector was right. When the Animal Farmers found out that they
were being raided and ran like hell they didn't, have a snowball's chance in hell of
getting past his men. Unfortunately, that didn't make them stop running and give up.
The part of the plan that included me involved uniformed policemen smashing their
way through the main door and making as many arrests as possible while my people
went for the computers and any paper files that were still around. We didn't expect