
Out of Copyright
by Charles Sheffield
Troubleshooting. A splendid idea, and one that I agree with totally in principle. Bang! One bullet, and
trouble bites the dust. But unfortunately, trouble doesn't know the rules. Trouble won't stay dead.
I looked around the table. My top troubleshooting team was here. I was here. Unfortunately, they were
supposed to be headed for Jupiter, and I ought to be down on Earth. In less than twenty-four hours, the
draft pick would begin. That wouldn't wait, and if I didn't leave in the next thirty minutes, I would never
make it in time. I needed to be in two places at once. I cursed the copyright laws and the single-copy
restriction, and went to work.
“You've read the new requirement,” I said. “You know the parameters. Ideas, anyone?”
A dead silence. They were facing the problem in their own unique ways. Wolfgang Pauli looked
half-asleep, Thomas Edison was drawing little doll-figures on the table's surface, Enrico Fermi seemed to
be counting on his fingers, and John von Neumann was staring impatiently at the other three. I was doing
none of those things. I knew very well that wherever the solution would come from, it would not be from
inside my head. My job was much more straightforward: I had to see that when we had a possible
answer, ithappened. And I had to see that we gotone answer, not four.
The silence in the room went on and on. My brain trust was saying nothing, while I watched the digits on
my watch flicker by. I had to stay and find a solution; and I had to get to the draft picks. But most of all
and hardest of all, I had to remain quiet, to let my team do some thinking.
It was small consolation to know that similar meetings were being held within the offices of the other three
combines. Everyone must be finding it equally hard going. I knew the players, and I could imagine the
scenes, even though all the troubleshooting teams were different. NETSCO had a group that was
intellectually the equal of ours at Romberg AG: Niels Bohr, Theodore von Karman, Norbert Weiner, and
Marie Curie. MMG, the great Euro-Mexican combine of Magrit-Marcus Gesellschaft, had focused on
engineering power rather than pure scientific understanding and creativity, and, in addition to the Soviet
rocket designer Sergey Korolev and the American Nikola Tesla, they had reached farther back (and
with more risk) to the great nineteenth-century English engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel. He had been
one of the outstanding successes of the program; I wished he were working with me, but MMG had
always refused to look at a trade. MMG's one bow to theory was a strange one, the Indian
mathematician Srinivasa Ramanujan, but the unlikely quartet made one hell of a team.
And finally there was BP Megation, whom I thought of as confused. At any rate, I didn't understand their
selection logic. They had used billions of dollars to acquire a strangely mixed team: Erwin Schrodinger,
David Hilbert, Leo Szilard, and Henry Ford. They were all great talents, and all famous names in their
fields, but I wondered how well they could work as a unit.
All the troubleshooting teams were now pondering the same emergency. Our problem was created when
the Pan-National Union suddenly announced a change to the Phase B demonstration program. They
wanted to modify impact conditions, as their contracts with us permitted them to do. They didn't have to
tell us how to do it, either, which was just as well for them since I was sure they didn't know. How do
you take a billion tons of mass, already launched to reach a specific target at a certain point of time, and
redirect it to a different end point with a different arrival time?
There was no point in asking them why they wanted to change rendezvous conditions. It was their option.