somebody out to make us miserable ... ? Out to make us die?"
"Oh, come now Forry." He would smile at my New World ingenuousness. "You wouldn't be
in this field if you didn't find phages beautiful, in their own way."
Good old smug, sanctimonious Les. He never did figure out that viruses fascinated me for
quite another reason. In their rapacious insatiability I saw a simple, distilled purity of
ambition that exceeded even my own. The fact that it was mindless did little to ease my
qualms. I've always imagined we humans over-rated brains, anyway.
We'd first met when Les visited Austin on sabbatical, some years before. He'd had the
Boy Genius rep even then, and naturally I played up to him. He invited me to join him back
in Oxford, so there I was, having regular amiable arguments over the meaning of disease
while the English rain dripped desultorily on the rhododendrons outside.
Les Adgeson. Him with his artsy friends and his pretensions at philosophy -- Les was all
the time talking about the elegance and beauty of our nasty little subjects. But he didn't fool
me. I knew he was just as crazy Nobel-mad as the rest of us. Just as obsessed with the
chase, searching for that piece of the Life Puzzle, that bit leading to more grants, more lab
space, more techs, more prestige ... to money, status and, maybe eventually, Stockholm.
He claimed not to be interested in such things. But he was a smoothie, all right. How else,
in the midst of the Thatcher massacre of British science, did his lab keep expanding? And
yet, he kept up the pretense.
Viruses have their good side," Les kept saying. "Sure, they often kill, in the beginning. All
new pathogens start that way. But eventually, one of two things happens. Either humanity
evolves defenses to eliminate the threat or ... "
Oh, he loved those dramatic pauses.
"Or?" I'd prompt him, as required.
"Or else we come to an accommodation, a compromise ... even an alliance."
That's what Les always talked about. Symbiosis. He loved to quote Margulis and Thomas,
and even Lovelock, for pity's sake! His respect even for vicious, sneaky brutes like HIV was
downright scary.
"See how it actually incorporates itself right into the DNA of its victims?" he would muse.
"Then it waits, until the victim is later attacked by some other disease pathogen. The host T
cells prepare to replicate, to drive off the invader, only now some chemical machinery is
taken over by the new DNA, and instead of two new T cells, a plethora of new AIDS viruses
results."
"So?" I answered. "Except that it's a retrovirus, that's the way nearly all viruses work."
"Yes, but think ahead, Forry. Imagine what's going to happen when, inevitably, the AIDS
virus infects someone whose genetic makeup makes him invulnerable!"
"What, you mean his antibody reactions are fast enough to stop it? Or his T cells repel
invasion?"
Oh, Les used to sound so damn patronizing when he got excited.
"No, no, think!" he urged. "I mean invulnerable after infection. After the viral genes have
incorporated into his chromosomes. Only in this individual certain other genes prevent the
new DNA from triggering viral synthesis. No new viruses are made. No cellular disruption.
The person is invulnerable. But now he has all this new DNA ... "
"In just a few cells -- "