
other than food and his toys for the first time in the last hundred miles.
His sister eyed him in surprise. "Give me a break, little brother." She
found herself staring through the glass in spite of herself. "There's nothing
out there, Mom. Just like there's been nothing out there since we left L.A."
"But the name. Can't you just see some poor prospector or hunter
struggling through this awful country by himself, without freeways and
hamburger stands and gas stations to fall back on? That's who probably named
this place."
"Maybe it was a thermometer salesman," Frank quipped, feeling a little
better now that the decision had been made. "Or some old guy with a burro and
a beard who spent his whole life looking to make the big strike."
"Yes," said Alicia. "This whole part of the country is covered with
names like that, and the bones of the people who bestowed them."
"Honestly, you two." Wendy popped a stick of gum in her mouth,
extracting it from its package as neatly as a woodpecker would siphon a grub
from beneath the bark of an elm. "Probably named by some guy who inherited a
couple thousand acres out here. Maybe he thought it would bring tourists.
'Come see the Devil's Playground. Pan for gold. Touch a cactus. Souvenirs,
cold cherry cider, hot dogs, kids eat free.' That's where your weird names
come from."
"You're not much of a romantic." Frank refused to let her upset him. "I
thought all girls your age were supposed to be romantics."
"Oh, we are, Pops, we are. But not about nowhere dumps like this. Now,
if Bon Jovi or Roger Hornsby were giving a concert out here, I'd get real
romantic." She gestured at the blasted landscape visible through the window.
"Get real. The name's the only thing distinctive about this place. It looks
just like the last hundred miles we've driven and just like the next hundred
miles will look." She blew a bubble, let it burst, sucked the pink latex back
through her teeth.
Alicia settled back in her seat, the expression on her face saying "I
tried." Frank had nothing to add. As a father he was coming to appreciate that
the worldview of sixteen-year-old girls was somewhat limited.
Though Wendy's disinterest continued, her mother's hypothesizing had
stimulated Steven. He was still staring avidly out the side window. So the
line about the wandering prospector had been useful after all, Frank mused,
though his son was more likely conjuring up visions of cowboys and Indians.
Times had changed. These days all the kids wanted to be the Indians. He
couldn't remember who'd once told him that history was like a flapjack. As
soon as it was done on one side, somebody would flip it over to expose the
untouched obverse, whereupon a new raft of eager revisers would set to
rewriting a period anew. As soon as it got cold, it would get flipped again.
Pity they were driving from Los Angeles instead of, say, Utah. They
could have driven through the Grand Canyon or Zion or Bryce instead of this
boring, eventless terrain. They'd flown over the Mojave many times and, much
as he wanted to believe otherwise, he was coming to realize that this part of
the country was better viewed from the air. Mountains, canyons, even the plant
life had a skeletal aspect. It was as if the upper foot of the planet here had
been stripped away, as though the landscape had been scoured by an immense
sandblaster.
Only the government had a use for this kind of country, chopping it up
into military reservations larger than many states. One percent utilized,
ninety-nine percent ignored. Only the air had real value, bright and clear.
Mountains that appeared to crowd the highway were actually many miles away. It
caused a man to concentrate on the little things. When you built an important
business with your own hands you became a stickler for detail. Maybe that was
why he spent so much time on each ocotillo, each Joshua tree and prickly pear.
Tough little suckers, he thought. He could appreciate them even if his
family could not.
"How much further, Dad?"
Frank blinked behind his sunglasses. He'd been daydreaming. His gaze