
Shouldn’t be too surprised,Elliot thought,patience being a virtue and all that. Even so, his
computer’s modem had barely stopped grumbling over its irritatingly slow connection, when the demon
demanded to know where she was. “Don’t worry,” Elliot assured him, although the “him” aspect was still
up for grabs. Elliot wasn’t really sure the demon had a sex, but referring to the demon as “him” rather
than “it” just seemed more natural. Well, once one got beyond the completelyunnatural concept of
dealing with a demon in the first place. “She’ll show.”
Elliot sat at his computer desk in the bedroom of his one-bedroom apartment wearing a sleeveless
T-shirt stretched over his considerable paunch and threadbare sweatpants. He’d settled in with a
party-size bag of cheese curls and a chilled two-liter bottle of Pepsi. In no time at all, the orange powder
from the cheese curls coated his entire keyboard. Nothing his minivac couldn’t clean up later.
He fired up the Internet chat software and connected to the chat room, one of many he’d book-marked.
Before actually logging in to the room, he started his text-to-speech utility program, which spared him the
eyestrain he’d experience from staring at text on the screen for long hours. He assigned a generic male
voice for room announcements. It was a singles chat room with no moderator. Come and go as you
please. No censorship, no rules. Anonymous. His favorite kind. Next he assigned a male voice to his
log-in name and a female voice to the woman’s.
Since this was a graphical chat room, he had to pick an avatar in addition to a log-in name. The available
avatars ran the gamut from cartoon animals to caricatures of classic movie stars like Bogart, Mae West,
and James Dean. All the avatars tended to have large heads over miniature and basically unmoving
bodies, as if part of some bizarre casting call for the television seriesSouth Park. Elliot selected his
avatar, the Frankenstein monster, and entered his screen name, FrankN9, to log in.
The chat room screen was a two-dimensional representation of a bar, with stools, tables, and booths.
All the depth of Colorforms. An animated bartender avatar, endlessly cleaning a beer mug with a white
cloth, served the nonhuman role of room announcer. “FrankN9 has entered the bar,” said generic male
voice number one through the computer speakers.
Several avatars bobbed aimlessly around the bar, including a cowboy, a red bulldog, a showgirl with a
high-kicking stick leg, and, demonstrating another annoying looped animation, a hula dancer. To avoid
any confusion that duplicate avatars might cause, each had a name tag underneath it. Comic book–style
word balloons appeared above the cowboy and the hula girl. “Hi, FrankN9.” Grundy hadn’t bothered to
assign them text-to-speech voices.
Behind Elliot, the demon spoke in a voice that would have made Barry White think he had a shot with
the Vienna Boys Choir. “Where is she?”
Elliot resisted the urge to look over his shoulder at the demon, whose neutral state he found a little
unsettling, especially on a diet of cheese curls and cola. By rights, it shouldn’t have disturbed him since,
as the demon had explained, he was only able to manifest on the physical plane with substance borrowed
from Elliot, a result of their pact. “She’ll show,” Elliot repeated, wiping the orange residue from his damp
palms onto his sweatpants. “She’s just . . . fashionably late, is all.”
Elliot typed a question for his avatar to speak in the digitized voice of generic male number two: “Anyone
seen L8Dvamp?”
A few quick replies. Bulldog: “Not tonight.” Cowboy, in character, no less: “Out of luck, pardner.” Then
the group resumed chatting among themselves, word balloons sprouting and popping like soap bubbles.
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