
But he neglected to put aside the feather duster when he reached for his long-nose. In fact, he all but
jammed the feather duster up his long-nose in a painful collision that at first seemed to have no particular
consequence. He stood mildly stunned, long-nose smarting, his dull black little eyes watering, when he
felt the first tingling warning way at the back of both noses. Frantically, he patted down his broad waist
belt in search of tissues, horrified at the thought of a sneeze—adoublesneeze —in this quiet, sacred
space.
The doublesneeze rose in an inevitable wave of nose-spasm, violent enough to bend him in half. He lost
his balance, staggered backward, and—oh horror—found himself caught in a second spasm, a double
doublesneeze right here in the hero’s shrine. He fell, kicking the wagon in one direction while his arms
windmilled in the other and his head fetched up against something hard.
He lay stunned.
After a moment he whimpered, opened his gummy little eyes, and pulled himself upright. His wagon and
his supplies had tipped over, but to his great relief the red paint had not marred any of the marble walls.
He heaved a great thankful sigh and crawled over to it, set it upright, and reached for the spilled supplies.
Only then did he realize that the lump on the back of his head had been raised by the warrior’s
deathstone pedestal.
Only then did he realize the deathstone was gone, propelled by a conjunction of magics never meant to
make physical contact with one another. Gone from its pedestal, from this shrine, from this pocket
dimension. Gone to the outside world, where it would wreak destruction.
Gone to Los Angeles.
In another, more familiar reality…
A small rat-like demon clung to the edge of the roof, leaning out over the five-story drop to peer down
at the rattling fire escape. “Here!” it squeaked, accidentally spitting in its fear—although its extreme
overbite made a certain amount of spitting inevitable in any case. “Take the purse, take it!” It flung a
floppy crocheted purse down at its pursuer on the fire escape. “You don’t have enough problems in this
city, you gotta pick on a little guy like me?” And with an agitated twitch, it scampered off across the flat
roof.
The man on the fire escape caught the purse neatly in one hand, never hesitating in his pursuit. Dressed in
black topped by a sweeping leather duster, moving with purpose and not satisfied with the simple
recovery of the stolen purse, he jogged up the noisy metal stairs and leaped onto the roof, landing in a
graceful crouch and hesitating only long enough to spot the fleeing thief. Crunching steps on tarry roof
gravel traced his pursuit, the duster flapping out behind him as he gained on the creature. Dark hair, pale
skin, the hint of a fang…
The little demon gave a squeak of fear and redoubled its scuttling efforts, heading straight for the
opposite edge of the roof. “It was only a purse!” it cried back over its shoulder. “Gimme a break here!”
But they both knew that wasn’t going to happen. And they knew which of them was faster—he who
closed on the demon with such intent, prepared to make sure this particular creature menaced no more of
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