
Almost Murder
by Michael P Calligaro
David Panning stared out one of the chartered jet's little windows. Women and men in tasteful, yet
scanty clothing greeted the island's visitors as they deplaned. Behind the welcoming committee, lush
vegetation and wild flowers covered the land surrounding San Sangre Island's dormant volcano. Even
inside the plane, David could feel the South Pacific weather--seventy degrees with a slight offshore
breeze blowing through.
He grabbed his carryon and followed the line of rich tourists up the isle. "Seems a perfect day for a
homicide," he muttered. A fat woman in a diamond necklace fixed him with an angry glare. "Oh, yeah,
we're not supposed to talk about it." Weren't supposed to talk about it, no. But David couldn't get his
mind off of it. Strange and illicit thoughts had plagued him since he started his preliminary research for this
story. He did his best to keep these thoughts buried deep within him, where they could do no harm.
Unfortunately, he was too shallow a person to lose thoughts in. For the most part, he really only covered
them with a sarcastic wit and snide comments.
It came to the woman's turn to take the stairs. She turned a cold shoulder to David and painted on a
radiant smile for the island's inhabitants. David made a face at her retreating back. After the Senator
Tomconsen story, he'd sworn never to work with rich people again. But here he was, among the worst of
them. "You're the youngest journalist ever to get a Pulitzer," his editor had pleaded, "we need the best for
this one." But the depths to which he had been forced to sink to get Tomconsen had shown him just how
much he hated this line of work. Or was that how much he hated himself for possessing the ability to sink
to such depths? Why couldn't there be a vicious land war going on somewhere he could cover? Anything
but this.
Unlike the rich woman, David left his face a stolid neutral when his turn at the steps arrived. Among the
silk shirts and designer jeans of the other passengers, his cotton polo, comfortable slacks, and docksiders
looked out of place. He didn't care. No one would mistake him for one of these people, and that suited
him just fine. Besides, he couldn't imagine spending extra for his clothes just to get a fancy label. His jeans
said "Levi," and his shirt came from some unknown sweatshop in Hong Kong. He climbed down the
stairs where a woman whose breasts seemed intent on escaping their much too minimal confinement
placed a lei around his neck. She smiled as she leaned forward suggestively, and he did his best to ignore
her. The guests trudged off across the beach toward the check-in area. David dutifully followed. A
woman in scant clothing stretched to its limits and an Adonis-like, sculpted man in speedos greeted the
guests from behind the counter. They gave David a key, pointed him to his room, and assured him his
bags would be along soon.
The hotel sat nestled into the base of the volcano. David stopped at his room's patio and surveyed the
beach beyond. Men and women in varying degrees of undress frolicked in the water while others lay out
in the intense sun. "Pena's got a nice little island here," he muttered to himself. He held his key up to the
lock and the door opened silently.