-except for horses, and they can't.
Now lookit over there. See that Sheriff's cruiser parked by the
curb near the video shop? That's John LaPointe inside. He's supposed
to be keepin an eye out for speeders-downtown's a go-slow zone, you
know, especially when school lets out-but if you shade your eyes and
look close, you'll see that what he's really doin is starin at a
picture he took out of his wallet. I can't see it from here, but I
know what it is just as well as I know my mother's maiden name. That's
the snapshot Andy Clutterbuck took of John and Sally Ratcliffe at the
Fryeburg State Fair, just about a year ago. John's got his arm around
her in that picture, and she's holdin the stuffed bear he won her in
the shootin gallery, and they both look so happy they could just about
split. But that was then and this is now, as they say; these days
Sally is engaged to Lester Pratt, the high school Phys Ed coach. He's
a true-blue Baptist, Just like herself. John hasn't got over the shock
of losing her yet. See him fetch that sigh? He's worked himself into
a pretty good case of the blues. Only a man who's still in love (or
thinks he is) can fetch a sigh that deep.
Trouble and aggravation's mostly made up of ordinary things, did
you ever notice that? Undramatic things. Let me give you a
forinstance. Do you see the fellow just going up the courthouse steps?
No, not the man in the suit; that's Dan Keeton, our Head
Selectman.
I mean the other one the black guy in the work fatigues. That's
Eddie Warburton, the night-shift janitor in the Municipal Building.
Keep your eye on him for a few seconds, and watch what he does.
There! See him pause on the top step and look upstreet? I'd bet
you more dollars to more doughnuts that he's looking at the Sunoco
station. The Sunoco's owned and operated by Sonny jackett, and there's
been bad blood between the two of em ever since Eddie took his car
there two years ago to get the drive-train looked at.
I remember that car quite well. It was a Honda Civic, nothing
special about it, except it was special to Eddie, because it was the
first and only brand-new car he'd ever owned in his life. And Sonny
not only did a bad job, he overcharged for it in the bargain. That's
Eddie's side of the story. Warburton's just usin his color to see if
he can beat me out of the repair-bill-that's Sonny's side of the story.
You know how it goes, don't you?
Well, so Sonny jackett took Eddie Warburton to small claims court,
and there was some shouting first in the courtroom and then in the hall
outside. Eddie said Sonny called him a stupid nigger and Sonny said
Well, I didn't call him a nigger but the rest is true enough.
In the end, neither of them was satisfied. judge made Eddie cough
up fifty bucks, which Eddie said was fifty bucks too much and Sonny
said wasn't anywhere near enough. Then, the next thing you know, there
was an electrical fire in Eddie's new car and the way it ended was that
Eddie's Civic went off to the junkyard out on Town Road #5, and now
Eddie's driving an '89 Oldsmobile which blows oil.
Eddie has never quite gotten over the idea that Sonny jackett
knows a lot more about that electrical fire than he's ever told.
Boy, people have more fun than anybody, except horses, and they
can't. Ain't it all just about more than you can take on a hot day?
It's just small-town life, though@all it Peyton Place or Grover's
Corners or Castle Rock, it's just folks eatin pie and drinkin coffee
and talkin about each other behind their hands. There's Slopey Dodd,
all by his lonesome because the other kids make fun of his stutter.
There's Myrtle Keeton, and if she looks a little lonely and bewildered,