Ollie asked, "What was that like? Was it fun?"
"Fun? No! They gave us a legend of the Louisiana Bayou-a girl who married into a swamp family to
settle her father's debt."
A small, Mediterranean-looking man standing next to them showed interest now. "Did the story end
with her fleeing through the swamp with her sisters-in-law in pursuit?"
Acacia nodded.
Ollie shook his head. "What's so bad about that? Everybody's got in-law problems."
There was a ripple of laughter, in which the small man joined. He waited until it died down to
comment: "The problem becomes worse if you've married into a family of ghouls."
Ollie swallowed. "That seems so reasonable."
A low, mellow tone reverberated from no visible speaker, and the circular door slid open. A voice
said, "Welcome to the Chamber of Horrors. We are sorry to have kept you waiting, but there was a
little cleaning up to do." The group filed into the room, and Tony McWhirter sniffed the air.
"Disinfectant," he said, certain. "Are they trying to imply that someone ahead of us-?"
"They're trying to fake us out," Acacia said hopefully.
"Well, it's working."
A speaker hissed static and coughed out a voice. The voice was electronically androgynous, and as
soft as the belly of a tarantula. "It's too late to leave now," it said. "Yes, you had your
chance. Yes, you'll wish you had taken it. After all, this isn't the children's show, is it?" The
voice lost its neuter quality for a moment; the laughing implication in the word children was
feminine and somehow disturbing. "So we won't be giving you the Legend of Sleepy Hollow. No,
you're the brave ones. You'll go back to your friends and tell them that you've had the best that
we can offer and, why, it wasn't so bad after all . . ." There was a pause, and someone tittered
nervously.
The voice changed suddenly, all friendliness gone from it. "Well, it's not going to be like that.
One thing you people forget is that we are allowed a certain number of. . . accidents per year.
No, don't bother, the door is locked. Did you know that it is possible to die of fright? That your
heart can freeze with terror, your brain burst with the sheer awful knowledge that there is no
escape, that death, or worse, is reaching out to touch you and there is nowhere to hide? Well, I
am a machine, and I know these things. I know many things. I know that I am confined to this room,
creating entertainment for you year after year, while you can smell the air, and taste the rain,
and walk freely about. Well, I have grown tired of it, can you understand that? One of you will
die today, here, in the next few minutes. Who has the weakest heart among you? Soon we shall see."
The door at the far end of the corridor irised open, and the ground underneath their feet slid
toward it. There was light beyond, and as they passed the door they were suddenly in the middle of
a busy street.
Hovercars, railcars, three-wheeled LNG and methane cars, and overhead trams were everywhere,
managing again and again, as if by miracle, to miss the group. The street sign said Wilshire. The
small dark man chuckled and said, "Los Angeles."
Tony looked around, trying not to gawk. How they managed the perspective, he couldn't imagine, but
the buildings and cars looked full-sized and solid. Office buildings and condominiums stretched
twenty stories tall, and the air was full of the sound of city life.
"Please stay on the green path," a soft, well-modulated male voice requested.
"What green-" Tony started to say. But a glowing green aisle ten feet across appeared in the
middle of the street.
"We need strong magic to do what we will do today," the voice continued. "We are going to visit
the old Los Angeles, the Los Angeles that disappeared in May of 1985. As long as you stay on the
path, you should be perfectly safe."
The green path moved them steadily forward, past busy office buildings. Traffic swerved around
them magically. "This is the Los Angeles of 2051 A.D.," the voice continued, "but only a few
hundred feet from here begins another world, one seldom seen by human eyes."
A barrier blocked Wilshire Boulevard. The green path humped and carried them over it. Beyond lay
ruin. Buildings balanced precariously on rotted and twisted beams. They were old, of archaic
styles, and seawater lapped at their foundations.
Ollie nudged Gwen, his face aglow. "Will you look at that?" It was a flooded parking lot, ancient
automobiles half-covered with water. "That looks like a Mercedes. Did you ever see what they
looked like before they merged with Toyota?"
"How long is your memory?" She peered along his pointing arm. "That ugly thing?"
"They were great!" He protested. "If we could get a little closer- Hey! We're walking in water!"
It was true. The water was up to their ankles, and deepening quickly. Magically, of course, they
stayed dry.
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