Simak, Cliffard D - Galactic Chest
Barnacle Bill is up to his elbows in copy; the phone is ringing and he's
ignoring it, and for this early in the morning he has worked himself into more
than a customary lather. "You remember old Mrs. Clayborne?"
"Sure, she's dead. I wrote the obit on her ten days or so ago."
"Well, I want you to go over to the house and snoop around a bit."
"What for?" I asked. "She hasn't come back, has she?"
"No, but there's some funny business over there. I got a tip that someone
might have hurried her a little."
"This time," I told him, "you've outdone yourself. You've been watching too
many television thrillers."
"I got it on good authority," he said and turned back to his work.
So I went and got my hat and told myself it was no skin off my nose how I
spent the day; I'd get paid just the same!
But I was getting a little fed up with some of the wild-goose chases to
which the Barnacle was assigning not only me, but the rest of the staff as well.
Sometimes they paid off; usually, they didn't. And when they didn't, Barnacle
had the nasty habit of making it appear that the man he had sent out, not he
himself, had dreamed up the chase. His "good authority" probably was no more
than some casual chatter of someone next to him at the latest bar he'd honored
with his cash.
Old Mrs. Clayborne had been one of the last of the faded gentility which at
one time had graced Douglas Avenue. The family had petered out, and she was the
last of them; she had died in a big and lonely house with only a few servants,
and a nurse in attendance on her, and no kin close enough to wait out her final
hours in person.
It was unlikely, I told myself, that anyone could have profited by giving
her an overdose of drugs, or otherwise hurrying her death. And even if it was
true, there'd be little chance that it could be proved; and that was the kind of
story you didn't run unless you had it down in black and white.
I went to the house on Douglas Avenue. It was a quiet and lovely place,
standing in its fenced-in yard among the autumn-colored trees.
There was an old gardener raking leaves, and he didn't notice me when I went
up the walk. He was an old man, pottering away and more than likely mumbling to
himself, and I found out later that he was a little deaf.
I went up the steps, rang the bell and stood waiting, feeling cold at heart
and wondering what I'd say once I got inside. I couldn't say what I had in mind;
somehow or other I'd have to go about it by devious indirection.
A maid came to the door.
"Good morning, ma'am," I said, "I am from the _Tribune_. May I come in and
talk?"
She didn't even answer; she looked at me for a moment and then slammed the
door. I told myself I might have known that was the way it would be.
I turned around, went down the steps, and cut across the grounds to where
the gardener was working. He didn't notice me until I was almost upon him; when
he did see me, his face sort of lit up. He dropped the rake, and sat down on the
wheelbarrow. I suppose I was as good an excuse as any for him to take a
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