Barnacle Bill is up to his elbows in copy; the phone is ringing and he's ignoring it, and for
this early in the morning he has worked himself into more than a customary lather. "You remember
old Mrs. Clayborne?"
"Sure, she's dead. I wrote the obit on her ten days or so ago."
"Well, I want you to go over to the house and snoop around a bit."
"What for?" I asked. "She hasn't come back, has she?"
"No, but there's some funny business over there. I got a tip that someone might have hurried
her a little."
"This time," I told him, "you've outdone yourself. You've been watching too many television
thrillers."
"I got it on good authority," he said and turned back to his work.
So I went and got my hat and told myself it was no skin off my nose how I spent the day; I'd
get paid just the same!
But I was getting a little fed up with some of the wild-goose chases to which the Barnacle was
assigning not only me, but the rest of the staff as well. Sometimes they paid off; usually, they
didn't. And when they didn't, Barnacle had the nasty habit of making it appear that the man he had
sent out, not he himself, had dreamed up the chase. His "good authority" probably was no more than
some casual chatter of someone next to him at the latest bar he'd honored with his cash.
Old Mrs. Clayborne had been one of the last of the faded gentility which at one time had
graced Douglas Avenue. The family had petered out, and she was the last of them; she had died in a
big and lonely house with only a few servants, and a nurse in attendance on her, and no kin close
enough to wait out her final hours in person.
It was unlikely, I told myself, that anyone could have profited by giving her an overdose of
drugs, or otherwise hurrying her death. And even if it was true, there'd be little chance that it
could be proved; and that was the kind of story you didn't run unless you had it down in black and
white.
I went to the house on Douglas Avenue. It was a quiet and lovely place, standing in its fenced-
in yard among the autumn-colored trees.
There was an old gardener raking leaves, and he didn't notice me when I went up the walk. He
was an old man, pottering away and more than likely mumbling to himself, and I found out later
that he was a little deaf.
I went up the steps, rang the bell and stood waiting, feeling cold at heart and wondering what
I'd say once I got inside. I couldn't say what I had in mind; somehow or other I'd have to go
about it by devious indirection.
A maid came to the door.
"Good morning, ma'am," I said, "I am from the _Tribune_. May I come in and talk?"
She didn't even answer; she looked at me for a moment and then slammed the door. I told myself
I might have known that was the way it would be.
I turned around, went down the steps, and cut across the grounds to where the gardener was
working. He didn't notice me until I was almost upon him; when he did see me, his face sort of lit
up. He dropped the rake, and sat down on the wheelbarrow. I suppose I was as good an excuse as any
for him to take a breather.
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