places. It was a lot of other things.
There was the guy who had massacred his family and then turned the gun on himself. There was
the chap who'd butchered his bride on their honeymoon. And the fellow who had poured gasoline over
himself and struck a match.
All such damn senseless things.
No newsman in his right mind objects to a little violence, for that's what news is made of.
But things were getting pretty thick; just a bit revolting and horrifying. Enough to sicken even a
hard-working legman who isn't supposed to have any feelings over things like that.
Just then the boy came up with the papers, and, if I say so myself, that story of mine read
like a honey. It should have. I had been thinking it up and composing it while I watched the bird
teetering around up on that ledge.
The pictures were good, too. Great street-sale stuff. I could almost see old J.R. rubbing his
hands together and licking his lips and patting himself on the back for the kind of a sheet we
had.
Billy Larson, the science editor, strolled over to my desk and draped himself over it. Billy
was a funny guy. He wore big, horn-rimmed spectacles, and he wiggled his ears when he got excited,
but he knew a lot of science. He could take a dry-as-dust scientific paper and pep it up until it
made good reading.
'I got an idea,' he announced.
'So have I,' I answered. 'I'm going down to the Dutchman's and take me on a beer. Maybe two or
three.'
'I hope,' piped Herb. 'that it ain't something else about old Doc Ackerman and his time
machine.'
'Nope,' said Billy, 'it's something else. Doc's time machine isn't so hot any more. People got
tired of reading about it. I guess the old boy has plenty on the ball, but what of it? Who will
ever use the thing? Everyone is scared of it.'
'What's it this time?' I asked.
'Sunspots,' he said.
I tried to brush him off, because I wanted that beer so bad I could almost taste it, but Billy
had an idea, and he wasn't going to let mc get away before he told me all about it.
'It's pretty well recognized,' he told me, 'that sunspots do affect human lives. Lots of
sunspots and we have good times. Stocks and bonds are up, prices are high. Trade is good. But
likewise, we have an increased nervous tension. We have violence. People get excited.'
'Hell starts to pop,' said Herb.
'That's exactly it,' agreed Billy. 'Tchijevsky, the Russian scientist, pointed it out thirty
years ago. I believe he's the one that noted increased activity on battle fronts during the first
World War occurring simultaneously with the appearance of large spots on the Sun. Back in 1937,
the sit-down strikes were ushered in by one of the most rapid rises in the sunspot curve in twenty
years.'
I couldn't get excited. But Billy was all worked up about it. That's the way he is -
enthusiastic about his work.
'People have their ups and downs,' he said, a fanatic light creeping into his eyes, the way it
does when he's on the trail of some idea to make _Globe_ readers gasp.
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