GRAVEYARD SHIFT
Two A.M., Friday.
Hall was sitting on the bench by the elevator, the only place on the third floor where a working joe could catch a
smoke, when Warwick came up. He wasn't happy to see Warwick. The foreman wasn't supposed to show up on
three during the graveyard shift; he was supposed to stay down in his office in the basement drinking coffee from
the urn that stood on the corner of his desk. Besides, it was hot.
It was the hottest June on record in Gates Falls, and the Orange Crush thermometer which was also by the
elevator had once rested at 94 degrees at three in the morning. God only knew what kind of hellhole the mill was
on the three-to-eleven shift.
Hall worked the picker machine, a balky gadget manufactured by a defunct Cleveland firm in 1934. He had only
been working in the mill since April, which meant he was still making minimum $1.78 an hour, which was still
all right. No wife, no steady girl, no alimony. He was a drifter, and during the last three years he had moved on
his thumb from Berkeley (college student) to Lake Tahoe (busboy) to Galveston (stevedore) to Miami (short-
order cook) to Wheeling (taxi driver and dishwasher) to Gates Falls, Maine (picker-machine operator). He didn't
figure on moving again until the snow fell. He was a solitary person and he liked the hours from eleven to seven
when the blood flow of the big mill was at its coolest, not to mention the temperature.
The only thing he did not like was the rats.
The third floor was long and deserted, lit only by the sputtering glow of the fluorescents. Unlike the other levels
of the mill, it was relatively silent and unoccupied - at least by the humans. The rats were another matter. The
only machine on three was the picker; the rest of the floor was storage for the ninety-pound bags of fibre which
had yet to be sorted by Hall's long gear-toothed machine. They were stacked like link sausages in long rows,
some of them (especially the discontinued meltons and irregular slipes for which there were no orders) years old
and dirty grey with industrial wastes. They made fine nesting places for the rats, huge, fat-bellied creatures with
rabid eyes and bodies that jumped with lice and vermin.
Hall had developed a habit of collecting a small arsenal of soft-drink cans from the trash barrel during his break.
He pegged them at the rats during times when work was slow, retrieving them later at his leisure. Only this time
Mr Foreman had caught him, coming up the stairs instead of using the elevator like the sneaky sonofabitch
everyone said he was.
'What are you up to, Hall?'
'The rats,' Hall said, realizing how lame that must sound now that all the rats had snuggled safely back into their
houses. 'I peg cans at 'em when I see 'em.'
Warwick nodded once, briefly. He was a big beefy man with a crew cut. His shirtsleeves were rolled up and his
tie was pulled down. He looked at Hall closely. 'We don't pay you to chuck cans at rats, mister. Not even if you
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