I poured it down. It was a remarkable thing to watch. The man trembled all over and began to cough. His face got
redder. His eyelids, which had been at half-mast, flew up like window shades. I was a bit alarmed, but Tookey
only sat him up like a big baby and clapped him on the back.
The man started to retch, and Tookey clapped him again.
'Hold on to it,' he says, 'that brandy comes dear.'
The man coughed some more, but it was diminishing now. I got my first good look at him. City fellow, all right,
and from somewhere south of Boston, at a guess. He was wearing kid gloves, expensive but thin. There were
probably some more of those greyish-white patches on his hands, and he would be lucky not to lose a finger or
two. His coat was fancy, all right; a three-hundred-dollar job if ever I'd seen one. He was wearing tiny little boots
that hardly came up over his ankles, and I began to wonder about his toes.
'Better,' he said.
'All right,' Tookey said. 'Can you come over to the fire?'
'My wife and my daughter,' he said. 'They're out there ... in the storm.'
'From the way you came in, I didn't figure they were at home watching the TV,' Tookey said. 'You can tell us by
the fire as easy as here on the floor. Hook on, Booth.'
He got to his feet, but a little groan came out of him and his mouth twisted down in pain. I wondered about his
toes again, and I wondered why God felt he had to make fools from New York City who would try driving
around in southern Maine at the height of a north-east blizzard. And I wondered if his wife and his little girl were
dressed any warmer than him.
We hiked him across to the fireplace and got him sat down in a rocker that used to be Missus Tookey's favourite
until she passed on in '74. It was Missus Tookey that was responsible for most of the place, which had been
written up in Down East and the Sunday Telegram and even once in the Sunday supplement of the Boston Globe.
It's really more of a public house than a bar, with its big wooden floor, pegged together rather than nailed, the
maple bar, the old barn-raftered ceiling, and the monstrous big fieldstone hearth. Missus Tookey started to get
some ideas in her head after the Down East article came out, wanted to start calling the place Tookey's Inn or
Tookey's Rest, and I admit it has sort of a Colonial ring to it, but I prefer plain old Tookey's Bar. It's one thing to
get uppish in the summer, when the state's full of tourists, another thing altogether in the winter, when you and
your neighbours have to trade together. And there had been plenty of winter nights, like this one, that Tookey and
I had spent all alone together, drinking scotch and water or just a few beers. My own Victoria passed on in '73,
and Tookey's was a place to go where there were enough voices to mute the steady ticking of the death-watch
beetle - even if there was just Tookey and me, it was enough. I wouldn't have felt the same about it if the place
had been Tookey's Rest. It's crazy but it's true.
We got this fellow in front of the fire and he got the shakes harder than ever. He hugged on to his knees and his
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