flaps. There was a card table beside her with a cigar box, a pad of paper, and another handlettered sign on it. This
sign read ALL SALES CASH, ALL SALES FINAL. The TV was on, turned to an afternoon soap opera where
two beautiful young people looked on the verge of having deeply unsafe sex. The fat
woman glanced at Kinnell, then back at the TV. She looked at it for a moment, then looked back at him again.
This time her mouth was slightly sprung.
Ah, Kinnell thought, looking around for the liquor box fined with paperbacks that was sure to be here someplace,
a fan.
He didn't see any paperbacks, but he saw the picture, leaning against an ironing board and held in place by a
couple of plastic laundry baskets, and his breath stopped in his throat. He wanted it at once.
He walked over with a casualness that felt exaggerated and dropped to one knee in front of it. The painting was a
watercolor, and technically very good. Kinnell didn't care about that; technique didn't interest him (a fact the
critics of his own work had duly noted). What he liked in works of art was content, and the more unsettling the
better. This picture scored high in that department. He knelt between the two laundry baskets, which had been
filled with a jumble of small appliances, and let his fingers slip over the glass facing of the picture. He glanced
around briefly, looking for others like it, and saw none - only the usual yard sale art collection of Little Bo Peeps,
praying hands, and gambling dogs.
He looked back at the framed watercolor, and in his mind he was already moving his suitcase into the backseat of
the Audi so he could slip the picture comfortably into the trunk.
It showed a young man behind the wheel of a muscle car-maybe a Grand Am, maybe a GTX, something with a T-
top, anyway - crossing the Tobin Bridge at sunset. The T-top was off, turning the black car into a half-assed
convertible. The young man's left arm. was cocked on the door, his right wrist was draped casually over the
wheel. Behind him, the sky was a bruise-colored mass of yellows and grays, streaked with veins of pink. The
young man had lank blond hair that spilled over his low forehead. He was grinning, and his parted lips revealed
teeth which were not teeth at all but fangs.
Or maybe they're filed to points, Kinnell thought. Maybe he's supposed to be a cannibal.
He liked that; liked the idea of a cannibal crossing the Tobin Bridge at sunset. In a Grand Am. He knew what
most of the audience at the PEN panel discussion would have thought - Oh, yes, great picture for Rich Kinnell he
probably wants it for inspiration, a feather to tickle his tired old gorge into one more fit of projectile vomiting-but
most of those folks were ignoramuses, at least as far as his work went, and what was more, they treasured their
ignorance, cossetted it the way some people inexplicably treasured and cossetted those stupid, mean-spirited little
dogs that yapped at visitors and sometimes bit the paperboy's ankles. He hadn't been attracted to this painting
because he wrote horror stories; he wrote horror stories because he was attracted to things like this painting. His
fans sent him stuff - pictures, mostly - and he threw most of them away, not because they were bad art but
because they were tiresome and predictable. One fan from Omaha had sent him a little ceramic sculpture of a
screaming, horrified monkey's head poking out of a refrigerator door, however, and that one he had kept. It was
unskillfully executed, but there was an unexpected juxtaposition there that lit UP his dials. This painting had
some of the same quality, but it was even better. Much better.
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