Ted Chiang - Division by Zero

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Fantastic Metropolis
Division by Zero
By Ted Chiang
(Reprint, added 13 December 2003.)
Stories of Your Life and Others
Ted Chiang
1
Dividing a number by zero doesn't produce an infinitely large number as an answer. The reason is that
division is defined as the inverse of multiplication; if you divide by zero, and then multiply by zero, you
should regain the number you started with. However, multiplying infinity by zero produces only zero, not
any other number. There is nothing which can be multiplied by zero to produce a nonzero result;
therefore, the result of a division by zero is literally "undefined."
1a
Renee was looking out the window when Mrs. Rivas approached.
"Leaving after only a week? Hardly a real stay at all. Lord knows I won't be leaving for a long time."
Renee forced a polite smile. "I'm sure it won't be long for you." Mrs. Rivas was the manipulator in the
ward; everyone knew that her attempts were merely gestures, but the aides wearily paid attention to her
lest she succeed accidentally.
"Ha. They wish I'd leave. You know what kind of liability they face if you die while you're on status?"
"Yes, I know."
"That's all they're worried about, you can tell. Always their liability--"
Renee tuned out and returned her attention to the window, watching a contrail extrude itself across the
sky.
"Mrs. Norwood?" a nurse called. "Your husband's here."
Renee gave Mrs. Rivas another polite smile and left.
1b
Carl signed his name yet another time, and finally the nurses took away the forms for processing.
He remembered when he had brought Renee in to be admitted, and thought of all the stock questions at
the first interview. He had answered them all stoically.
"Yes, she's a professor of mathematics. You can find her in Who's Who."
"No, I'm in biology."
And:
"I had left behind a box of slides that I needed."
"No, she couldn't have known."
And, just as expected:
"Yes, I have. It was about twenty years ago, when I was a grad student."
"No, I tried jumping."
"No, Renee and I didn't know each other then."
And on and on.
Now they were convinced that he was competent and supportive, and were ready to release Renee into
an outpatient treatment program.
Looking back, Carl was surprised in an abstracted way. Except for one moment, there hadn't been any
sense of deja vu at any time during the entire ordeal. All the time he was dealing with the hospital, the
doctors, the nurses: the only accompanying sensation was one of numbness, of sheer tedious rote.
2
There is a well-known "proof" that demonstrates that one equals two. It begins with some definitions:
"Let a = 1; let b = 1." It ends with the conclusion "a = 2a," that is, one equals two. Hidden
inconspicuously in the middle is a division by zero, and at that point the proof has stepped off the brink,
making all rules null and void. Permitting division by zero allows one to prove not only that one and two
are equal, but that any two numbers at all -- real or imaginary, rational or irrational -- are equal.
2a
As soon as she and Carl got home, Renee went to the desk in her study and began turning all the papers
facedown, blindly sweeping them together into a pile; she winced whenever a corner of a page faced up
during her shuffling. She considered burning the pages, but that would be merely symbolic now. She'd
accomplish as much by simply never glancing at them.
The doctors would probably describe it as obsessive behavior. Renee frowned, reminded of the indignity
of being a patient under such fools. She remembered being on suicide status, in the locked ward, under
the supposedly round-the-clock observation of the aides. And the interviews with the doctors, who were
so condescending, so obvious. She was no manipulator like Mrs. Rivas, but it really was easy. Simply
say "I realize I'm not well yet, but I do feel better," and you'd be considered almost ready for release.
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