I went to the cupboard and took out a plate, then sat down again, one leg crossed underneath me.
My father went back to stirring the soup, which I could smell now above the cigar smoke. I could
feel excitement in my stomach - a rising, tingling rush. So Eric was coming back home again; that
was good-bad. I knew he'd make it. I didn't even think of asking the Factory about it; he'd be
here. I wondered how long it would take him, and whether Diggs would now have to go shouting
through the town, warning that the mad boy who _set fire to dogs_ was on the loose again; lock up
your hounds!
My father ladled some soup into my plate. I blew on it. I thought of the Sacrifice Poles. They
were my early-warning system and deterrent rolled into one; infected, potent things which looked
out from the island, warding off. Those totems were my warning shot; anybody who set foot on the
island after seeing them should know what to expect. But it looked like, instead of being a
clenched and threatening fist, they would present a welcoming, open hand. For Eric.
'I see you washed your hands again,' my father said as I sipped the hot soup. He was being
sarcastic. He took the bottle of whisky from the dresser and poured himself a drink. The other
glass, which I guessed had been the constable's, he put in the sink. He sat down at the far end of
the table.
My father is tall and slim, though slightly stooped. He has a delicate face, like a woman's, and
his eyes are dark. He limps now, and has done ever since I can remember. His left leg is almost
totally stiff, and he usually takes a stick with him when he leaves the house. Some days, when
it's damp, he has to use the stick inside, too, and I can hear him clacking about the uncarpeted
rooms and corridors of the house; a hollow noise, going from place to place. Only here in the
kitchen is the stick quieted; the flagstones silence it.
That stick is the symbol of the Factory's security. My father's leg, locked solid, has given me my
sanctuary up in the warm space of the big loft, right at the top of the house where the junk and
the rubbish are, where the dust moves and the sunlight slants and the Factory sits - silent,
living and still.
My father can't climb up the narrow ladder from the top floor; and, even if he could, I know he
wouldn't be able to negotiate the twist you have to make to get from the top of the ladder, round
the brickwork of the chimney flues, and into the loft proper.
So the place is mine.
I suppose my father is about forty-five now, though sometimes I think he looks a lot older, and
occasionally I think he might be a little younger. He won't tell me his real age, so forty-five is
my estimate, judging by his looks.
'What height is this table?' he said suddenly, just as I was about to go to the breadbin for a
slice to wipe my plate with. I turned round and looked at him, wondering why he was bothering with
such an easy question.
'Thirty inches,' I told him, and took a crust from the bin.
'Wrong,' he said with an eager grin. 'Two foot six.'
I shook my head at him, scowling, and wiped the brown rim of soup from the inside of my plate.
There was a time when I was genuinely afraid of these idiotic questions, but now, apart from the
fact that I must know the height, length, breadth, area and volume of just about every part of the
house and everything in it, I can see my father's obsession for what it is. It gets embarrassing
at times when there are guests in the house, even if they are family and ought to know what to
expect. They'll be sitting there, probably in the lounge, wondering whether Father's going to feed
them anything or just give an impromptu lecture on cancer of the colon or tapeworms, when he'll
sidle up to somebody, look round to make sure everybody's watching, then in a conspiratorial stage-
whisper say: 'See that door over there? It's eighty-five inches, corner to corner. ' Then he'll
wink and walk off, or slide over on his seat, looking nonchalant.
Ever since I can remember there have been little stickers of white paper all over the house with
neat black-biro writing on them. Attached to the legs of chairs, the edges of rugs, the bottoms of
jugs, the aerials of radios, the doors of drawers, the headboards of beds, the screens of
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