be yonder sun and this lesser crumb be the outermost one of our revolving system, and this the
next within, and this the next, and so on; now if this be so tell me which of these fragmentary
orbs is ours--which of all these crumbs from the hand of the primordial would be that we stand
upon?" And I waited with an anxiety a light manner thinly hid, to hear his answer. It came at
once. Laughing as though the question were too trivial, and more to humour my wayward fancy than
aught else, that boy circled his rosy thumb about a minute and brought it down on the planet Mars!
I started and stared at him; then all of a tremble cried, "You trifle with me! Choose again--
there, see, I will set the symbols and name them to you anew. There now, on your soul tell me
truly which this planet is, the one here at our feet?" And again the boy shook his head,
wondering at my eagerness, and pointed to Mars, saying gently as he did so the fact was certain as
the day above us, nothing was marvellous but my questioning. Mars! oh, dreadful, tremendous,
unexpected! With a cry of affright, and bringing my fist down on the table till all the cups upon
it leapt, I told him he lied--lied like a simpleton whose astronomy was as rotten as his wit--
smote the table and scowled at him for a spell, then turned away and let my chin fall upon my
breast and my hands upon my lap. And yet, and yet, it might be so! Everything about me was new
and strange, the crisp, thin air I breathed was new; the lukewarm sunshine new; the sleek, long,
ivory faces of the people new! Yesterday--was it yesterday?--I was back there--away in a world
that pines to know of other worlds, and one fantastic wish of mine, backed by a hideous, infernal
chance, had swung back the doors of space and shot me--if that boy spoke true--into the outer void
where never living man had been before: all my wits about me, all the horrible bathos of my
earthly clothing on me, all my terrestrial hungers in my veins! I sprang to my feet and swept my
hands across my eyes. Was that a dream, or this? No, no, both were too real. The hum of my
faraway city still rang in my ears: a swift vision of the girl I had loved; of the men I had
hated; of the things I had hoped for rose before me, still dazing my inner eye. And these about
me were real people, too; it was real earth; real skies, trees, and rocks--had the infernal gods
indeed heard, I asked myself, the foolish wish that started from my lips in a moment of fierce
discontent, and swept me into another sphere, another existence? I looked at the boy as though he
could answer that question, but there was nothing in his face but vacuous wonder; I clapped my
hands together and beat my breast; it was true; my soul within me said it was true; the boy had
not lied; the djins had heard; I was just in the flesh I had; my common human hungers still
unsatisfied where never mortal man had hungered before; and scarcely knowing whether I feared or
not, whether to laugh or cry, but with all the wonder and terror of that great remove sweeping
suddenly upon me I staggered back to my seat, and dropping my arms upon the table, leant my head
heavily upon them and strove to choke back the passion which beset me. CHAPTER III It was the
light touch of the boy An upon my shoulder which roused me. He was bending down, his pretty face
full of concernful sympathy, and in a minute said--know- ing nothing of my thoughts, of course,
"It is the wine, stranger, the pink oblivion, it sometimes makes one feel like that until enough
is taken; you stopped just short of what you should have had, and the next cup would have been
delight--I should have told you." "Ay," I answered, glad he should think so, "it was the wine, no
doubt; your quaint drink, sir, tangled up my senses for the moment, but they are clearer now, and
I am eager past expression to learn a little more of this strange country I have wandered into."
"I would rather," said the boy, relapsing again into his state of kindly lethargy, "that you
learnt things as you went, for talking is work, and work we hate, but today we are all new and
fresh, and if ever you are to ask questions now is certainly the time. Come with me to the city
yonder, and as we go I will answer the things you wish to know;" and I went with him, for I was
humble and amazed, and, in truth, at that moment, had not a word to say for myself. All the way
from the plain where I had awoke to the walls of the city stood booths, drinking-places, and
gardens divided by labyrinths of canals, and embowered in shrub- beries that seemed coming into
leaf and flower as we looked, so swift was the process of their growth. These waterways were
covered with skiffs being pushed and rowed in every direction; the cheerful rowers calling to each
other through the leafy screens separating one lane from another till the place was full of their
happy chirruping. Every booth and way-side halting-place was thronged with these delicate and
sprightly people, so friendly, so gracious, and withal so pur- poseless. I began to think we
should never reach the town itself, for first my guide would sit down on a green stream-bank, his
feet a-dangle in the clear water, and bandy wit with a passing boat as though there were nothing
else in the world to think of. And when I dragged him out of that, whisper- ing in his ear, "The
town, my dear boy! the town! I am all agape to see it," he would saunter reluctantly to a booth a
hundred yards further on and fall to eating strange con- fections or sipping coloured wines with
chance acquaintances, till again I plucked him by the sleeve and said: "Seth, good comrade--was it
not so you called your city just now?--take me to the gates, and I will be grateful to you," then
on again down a flowery lane, aimless and happy, wasting my time and his, with placid civility I
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