“That would encourage him to give essential information,” commented the ambassador,
with open sarcasm. He patted his stomach, smoothed his jacket, glanced down at his glossy
shoes. “Nothing for it but to go speak to him myself.”
Colonel Shelton was shocked. “Your excellency, you can’t do that!”
“Why can’t I?”
“It would be undignified.”
“I am aware of it,” said the ambassador, dryly. “Can you suggest an alternative?”
“We can send out a patrol to find someone more co-operative.”
“Someone better informed, too,” Captain Grayder offered. “At best we wouldn’t get much
out of one surly hayseed. I doubt whether he knows a quarter of what we require to learn.”
“All right.” His Excellency abandoned the notion of doing his own chores. “Organize a
patrol and let’s have some results.”
“A patrol,” said Colonel Shelton to Major Hame. “Nominate one immediately.”
“Call out a patrol,” Hame ordered Lieutenant Deacon. “At once.”
“Parade a patrol forthwith, sergeant major,” said Deacon. Bidworthy went to the ship,
climbed a ladder, stuck his head in the lock and bawled, “Sergeant Gleed, out with your
squad, and make it snappy!” He gave a suspicious sniff and went farther into the lock. His
voice gained several more decibels. “Who’s been smoking? By the Black Sack, if I catch—”
Across the fields something quietly went chuff-chuff while balloon tires crawled along.
The patrol formed by the right in two ranks of eight men each, turned at a barked
command, marched off noseward. Their boots thumped in unison, their accoutrements
clattered and the orangecolored sun made sparkles on their metal.
Sergeant Gleed could not have to take his men far. They had got one hundred yards
beyond the battleship’s nose when he noticed a man ambling across the field to his right.
Treating the ship with utter indifference, the newcomer was making toward the farmer still
plowing far over to the left.
“Patrol, right wheel!” yelled Gleed. Marching them straight past the wayfarer, he gave
them a loud about-turn and followed it with the high-sign.
Speeding up its pace, the patrol opened its ranks, became a double ifie of men tramping
at either side of the lone pedestrian. Ignoring his suddenly acquired escort, the latter
continued to plod straight ahead like one long convinced that all is illusion.
“Left wheel!” Gleed roared, trying to bend the whole caboodle toward the waiting
ambassador.
Swiftly obedient, the double ifie headed leftward, one, two, three, hup! It was neat,
precise execution, beautiful to watch. Only one thing spoiled it: the man in the middle
maintained his self-chosen orbit and ambled casually between numbers four and five of the
right-hand ifie.
That upset Gleed, especially since the patrol continued to thump ambassadorwards for
lack of a further order. His Excellency was being treated to the unmiitary spectacle of an
escort dumbly boot-beating one way while its prisoner airily mooched another. Colonel
Shelton would have plenty to say about it in due course, and anything he forgot Bidworthy
would remember.
“Patrol!” hoarsed Gleed, pointing an outraged finger at the escapee, and momentarily
dismissing all regulation commands from his mind. “Get that yimp!”
Breaking ranks, they moved at the double and surrounded the wanderer too closely to
permit further progress. Perforce, he stopped.
Gleed came up, said somewhat breathlessly, “Look, the Earth Ambassador wants to speak
to you—that’s all.”
The other said nothing, merely gazed at him with mild blue eyes. He was a funny looking
bum, long overdue for a shave, with a fringe of ginger whiskers sticking out all around his
pan. He resembled a sunflower.
“Are you going to talk with His Excellency?” Gleed persisted.
“Naw.” The other nodded toward the farmer. “Going to talk with Zeke.”
“The ambassador first,” retorted Gleed, toughly. “He’s a big noise.”
“I don’t doubt that,” remarked the sunflower.
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