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respect for you and your intelligence by granting this interview. Kindly return the compliment by
remembering that in this interview you are not dealing with a dull-witted planetary sub-official and
conduct yourself accordingly.
"Yes, sir. I'll remember that," the reporter promised, properly mollified. He would have to mask his
questions more carefully.;
"See that you do. Still, you did raise a curious point. The rather romantic concept of heroes and villains,
good guys and bad guys. It would be amusing if I did not think that you actually believe that rot. That's
the main reason I granted this interview. It stands out all over your writing, and I wanted to meet
someone who really believes in heroes. In exchange, I offered you a chance to meet a villain."
"Well, actually... "Erickson began, but Tambu cut him off.
"There are no heroes, Mr. Erickson. There are no villains." Tambu's voice was suddenly cold. "There are
only humans. Men and women who alternately succeed and fail. If they are on your side and succeed,
they are heroes. If they're on the other side, they're villains. It's as simple as that. Concepts such as good
and evil exist only as rationalizations, an artificial logic to mask the true reasons for our feelings. There
is no evil. No one wakes up in the morning and says, 'I think I'll go out and do something terrible.' Their
actions are logical and beneficial to them. It's only after the fact when things go awry that they are
credited with being evil."
"Frankly, sir, I find that a little hard to accept," Erickson frowned. This time his challenge was planned,
carefully timed to keep his subject talking.
"Of course. That's why you're here, so I could take this opportunity to show you a viewpoint other than
that to which you are accustomed. As a journalist, you are no doubt aware that in the course of my
career I have been compared with Genghis Khan, Caesar, Napoleon, and Hitler. I believe that if you
could have interviewed any one of those men, he would have told you the same thing I am today, that
there is no difference between the two sides of a battle except 'them and us'. There may be racial,
religious, cultural, or military differences, but the only determination of who is the hero and who is the
villain is which side he's on. That-and who wins."
"Then what you are claiming is that this moral equivalence of opponents also applies to today's
situation?"
"Especially today," Tambu said. "Now that mankind has moved away from the bloodbath concept of
war, it is easier than ever to observe. Despite the blood-curdling renditions of space warfare which adorn
the newstapes and literature, actual combat is a rarity. It's far too costly in men and equipment, and there
is no need for it. Each fleet has approximately four hundred ships of varying sizes, and there are over
two thousand inhabited planets. Even at the rate of one ship per planet, there is always going to be over
eighty percent of the planets unoccupied at any given time. For a ship of either force to move on a new
planet means temporarily abandoning another. As such, there is little or no combat between the fleets.
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