blowing fuses, it shall be mandatory that robotbrains in such machinery, on hearing any cursing or
lewd words, substitute for such word the sound '(bleep).' No machine, even if pounded upon, may
reproduce swearing or lewdness in any other way than (bleep) and if further efforts are made to
get the machine to do anything else, the machine has permission to pretend to pack up. This bylaw
is made necessary by the in-built mission of all machines to protect biological systems from
themselves."—Translator
likes of you and Lombar Hisst stealing us out of prison, we'd be dead today. Oh, don't think we're
not grateful, Officer Gris. When we pick up these diamonds, we'll rob the planet blind for you!
Torture, rape and sudden death, that's our motto."
He made me a little bit nervous with his black, beady eyes and pointed head. I fingered the star I
had on a chain. Each point of it was designated for one member of this crew. Pushed one direction,
a point produced an electric shock in the fellow; pushed the other way it threw him into a
hypnotic trance. The top point controlled Captain Stabb. I had not had to use it yet on any of
them, but as he poured his evil breath upon me I was glad I had it. He made me a trifle nervous,
even though I conceded his compliments were all too well deserved by me.
Tug One, that Heller had named Prince Caucalsia, ran smoothly despite her long idleness. I wished
I could get back into her posh quarters, laid out for an admiral of the tug force. They were full
of gold and silver fittings, vases and the like, and some of the switches even had precious stones
on them. But those doors and even her cargo hatches would only work to Heller's voice tones. Of
course we had found a way to get down into the hold through her engine room but I supposed that
was empty now. Actually, Tug One made me nervous. She was built for runs between galaxies and had
the engines used for that. Pushing such a small ship, these gigantic Will-be Was time-converter
engines thrust her at a clip 10.5 times faster than any other vessels ever built. And Tug Two had
exploded in midspace, lost with all her crew, because of accumulated charge gathered in crossing
lines of force too fast, it was said. We weren't running on Will-be Was now, thank Gods. We were
far below the speed of light, running on auxiliaries. Even so, she was crossing latitudes like a
picket fence going by. We were pacing the shadow line of nightfall as it went from east to west
and even had to restrain ourselves not to overshoot it. It would be barely end of twilight when we
hit Connecticut. It would be dark except for the last thin slice of the waning moon. Ahead of us,
through the forward ports, I eyeballed the glow that was New York, slightly to our port.
"Bridgeport over there," said a pilot. "That's Norwalk dead ahead. Our navigation is dead on." He
laughed. "Can I spit in the Royal officer's face if the corpse is still there?"
"Spit away," I said. But I still hadn't felt the joy I should have over Heller being dead.
"Aren't we awfully low?" I said.
"Their radar can't touch us," said Captain Stabb. "Absorbo-coat. We could fly in at thirty
thousand and we're at seventy."
The pilot was braking. The antiacceleration and gravity coils in the ship worked so smoothly I
didn't even realize it until I saw the lights in the scenery below slowing down. We dropped lower:
forty, twenty, ten, five thousand feet. An engineer startled me by opening the doors of the
airlock. Captain Stabb answered my startled stare. "Your radio waves can't get through this hull.
Call up your man and see if it's all clear."
"Agent Raht," I said into the radio.
"Oh, thank Gods you've come!" Raht's voice sounded weak. "I fell at the bottom of the steps. I've
lost so much blood I can't move."
"The Hells with your blood," I said. "Is the area all clear or do we blueflash?"
"Oh, please don't blueflash! I might never again regain consciousness! There's nobody around. Land
quickly and save my life."
Stabb had heard it. He made a hand signal to the pilot. Tug One dropped rapidly. The image of the
old gangster roadhouse was dim on our screens. The maples and evergreen trees around it were
giving off more reflection.
They banged the ship down in the flat place about a hundred yards from the front door. It was very
dark. Crickets were making an eerie sound. A bullfrog made a snoring noise in the creek. Fireflies
were winking here and there. The smell of Connecticut countryside swept in through the airlock.
Captain Stabb reached over an Antimanco pilot's shoulder and twiddled a knob of a screen. A
fragmentary infrared view of the porch showed up. Raht seemed to be lying at the foot of the
steps, face down. He apparently had passed out. A partially seen mass was on the porch itself.
Raht had evidently not had the strength to move Heller's body.
"Busting novas, look at that!" cried Captain Stabb. He was pointing eagerly at a sack on the
porch. Diamonds had cascaded from it. A glittering spread even in infrared light!
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