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as a matter of fact, pretty hungry. When I realized it was the same boring stuff I'd eaten much
too much of already, a lot less so.
There were a couple of jugs of water beside the stack of rations. I took a swig out of one of them-
it tasted flat, as though it had been distilled-but while that relieved one biological need, it
just made another one worse.
I had to pee.
I looked doubtfully at the floor. When we were captives of Dopey and his Beloved Leaders, our cell
had this trick floor that doubled as a sewage-removal system. Any waste that hit the floor was
absorbed and carried away without leaving even a stain. Even human waste.
This canary-yellow porcelain stuff was something else again. It didn't look promising. However,
nature was not to be denied. I selected a corner of the room and let fly; and when I was through I
watched, without much optimism, to see if the urine would seep away.
It didn't.
I said, "Shit." All right, that's a trivial thing. But it was one more damn blow, on top of a lot
of others. You have to remember that, just hours before, my future had seemed really bright: home,
safe, with the dear Pat Adcock I had just discovered I loved.
But I wasn't home. I wasn't safe. Pat was God knew where, and I was worse off than ever.
Literally, now I didn't even have a pot to piss in.
So I did the only thing I could do. I fell back on my Bureau training.
I took a deep breath. I crammed some corn chips into my mouth, popped open a random jar (chicken a
la king, it was, and really unpleasant in its cold and slimy state). I looked around the room to
see if any curious eyes were observing me-didn't matter if they were, of course-and I began to tap
systematically at the walls and chest and doors.
Now, why did I do that?
It wasn't out of any real hope. I didn't see that I had an ice cube's chance in Hell of ever
getting back to NBI headquarters in Arlington with whatever odd bits of information I might learn
through all this poking and prying. I did it anyway, because it was my job.
Back in basic training, the meanest of my drill instructors had explained that to us, while we
were lined up, as sweating and stinking and sodden as we were, right after the obstacle course and
just before the five-kilometer run. DIs rarely show sympathy.
This one had none at all. "What are you, tired? You don't know what tired is yet. You assholes are
gonna be a lot worse off than this before you've put your twenty years in! Times you're gonna be
exhausted and shitting your pants, but that don't let you off nothing. Whatever happens, whatever
the bad guys do to you, you do your job. If they beat the piss out of you, if they cut off your
balls and gouge out your fuckin' eyes, you don't forget what I'm saying. You ain't paid to give
up. You're paid to keep on doing what you're missioned to do, so, if there's a miracle and you get
out alive, you can report on every goddam thing you see and hear. Any questions?"
I was stupider in those days. I said, "Sir! How are we going to see anything if they've gouged out
our eyes?"
She had an answer for that. She said, "You! Fall down and gimme thirty!"
So-having nothing promising to do-I did what I coulddo.
I knew what I wanted to do. I wanted to get out of this place, and find some way to get back to
the transit machine, and zap myself back home. I didn't quite see how I was going to arrange that,
but the first step was to gather information.
So I tapped the walls and tried the doors every way I could think of. The doors stayed locked.
They were perfectly ordinary doors that swung open on hinges the way a door should do- nothing
exotic or super high-tech, except that they didn't seem to have any handles. However I pushed or
kicked them, they didn't move. Neither did the lid of the chest, when I went back to that. I
didn't give up. I rummaged through the pile of food to see if there was anything hidden under it,
and I even took one fairly nauseating taste of the purplish stuff, and I pulled and tugged at the
unknown object behind my right ear, trying to figure out what that was all about. I could tell a
few things about it. It was about the size of a pigeon's egg. It was smooth-surfaced, either metal
or ceramic-when I tapped my fingernail against it, it sounded more ceramic than metal, but I
couldn't be sure. It was ribbed, and the skin of my scalp seemed to have grown right around it as
though it belonged there, the way your gums surround your teeth.
But that was all I could tell about the thing. So I went back to my tapping and probing, because,
even if there wasn't any drill sergeant around to make me do push-ups if I didn't, that was my
job. And while I was hard at it, nibbling at some kind of dried fruit bar while I did, one of the
doors opened. It let in another couple of those glassy robots-one bronze, one cherry red; I didn't
think I had seen either of them before-along with my former captor and present traveling
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