for somebody who really got on my nerves. If I ever used it, I’d have to stand
back a ways.
I put the case away, secreted knives all over me, hung the longest tool legal
on my belt, then took down my most useful all-round instrument, an oaken
headthumper eighteen inches long. It had a pound of lead inside the business
end. It did wonders making me more convincing when I got into an argument
So what was I going to do now? Go looking for some villains, just on general
principles? Sure. Right. The way my luck runs, I’d have a building fall on me
before I found any bad boys to astonish and dismay.
I managed to kill time till supper came along. I spent most of it trying to
figure out why I was restless and uneasy. Tinnie had been hurt, but she was
going to make
it. Saucerhead and I had—sort of—dissuaded her attacker from becoming a repeat
offender. Everything had turned out all right. Things were going to be fine.
Sure.
I didn’t get much sleep that night.
It was a time of weirdness for TunFaire, maybe because of the weather. The whole
world had turned cockeyed, not just me with my running and my going to bed early
so I could get up before anybody sane was oriented vertically. Mammoths had been
seen from the city wall. Saber-tooth tigers were at large within a day’s travel.
There were rumors of werewolves. There were rumors of thunder-lizards being
sighted near KirtchHeis, just sixty miles north of TunFaire, two hundred south
of their normal range. To our south, centaurs and unicorns, fleeing ferocious
fighting in the Cantard, had penetrated Karentine territory Every night, here in
the city, the sky filled with squabbling morCartha, weird creatures who
traditionally confined their brawls to rain-forested valleys on the marches of
thunder-lizard country.
Where the morCartha disappeared during the day no one knew—nobody gave a big
enough care to find out— but all night they zoomed over the rooftops settling
old tribal scores or swooped down to mug citizens or to steal anything not
nailed down. Most people accepted their presence as proof the thunder-lizards
were migrating. In their own country morCartha lived in the treetops and slept
during the day. That would make them easy snacks for the taller thunder-lizards
Some of these stand more than thirty feet tall.
Despite the morning’s excitement I tried going to bed at what Dean and the Dead
Man perversely call a reasonable hour. My theory was that if I rolled out early,
my neighbors wouldn’t be out to giggle and point at the spectacle of Garrett
running laps. But that night the morCartha brought their flying carnival to my
neighborhood. It sounded like the aerial battle of the century. Blood and broken
bodies and war cries and taunts rained down. Whenever I threatened to drift off,
they staged some absurd, cacophonous confrontation right outside my window.
I decided it was time somebody on the Hill suffered a stroke of smarts and
enlisted them all as mercenaries and sent them down to the Cantard to look for
Glory Mooncalled. Let him lose sleep while they squabbled over his head.
Old Glory probably wasn’t getting much sleep, anyway. The Karentine powers
that be had thrown everything into the cauldron down there They were grinding
his upstart republic fine, inexorably and inevitably, permitting him no chance
to catch his breath and turn his genius toward their despair.
The war between Karenta and Venageta has been going on since my grandfather’s
time It’s become as much a part of life as the weather. Glory Mooncalled started
out a mercenary captain in Venageti service, had a major falling out with the
Venageti warlords, and came over to our side swearing mighty oaths of vengeance.
Once he had smashed everybody who offended him, he suddenly declared the
Cantard—possession of which is what the war is all about—an autonomous republic.
All the Cantard’s native nonhuman races supported him. So, for the moment,
Karenta and Venageta have a common cause, the obliteration of Glory Mooncalled.
Once he’s gone, it’ll be back to war as usual.