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which 7-Eleven store, and there were like fifty over there. Those damned stores
multiply faster than coat hangers and grocery bags.
So all I could do was sit around the dingy little office with its cracked
door-glass and its cardboard-and-tape patch on the window and try and occupy my
mind. We had a drawerful of unpaid bills, a bunch of collection notices, and
very little else. The only reason they let us stay in the office was that nobody
else would be idiot enough to rent it, but even that had its limits. The fact
was, we were sinking fast, and were only really keeping going by handouts from
Brandy's large family and from old friends of her dad who'd started this agency
long ago. Me, I had no family to speak of and no real friends, not since I got
married, anyway. Of course, they weren't real friends at all if that was gonna
put them off. The closest relative I had was Uncle Max in Harris-burg, who owned
a number of car dealerships, but he hadn't even sent me a birthday card since I
got married. Worse, I hate most police and detective work; it's boring and you
get no respect at all. Trouble is, I don't know how to do anything else and I
never saw anything else any better. I often think I was just born wrong. I was
intended for one of those rich multimillionaire Jewish families that have twin
BMWs and get wings named after them at Mount Sinai Hospital because they needed
a tax loss that year.
God got the religion right, but He must have been having an off day that
time—something I'm accustomed to (off days, that is)—and dropped me in the
family of a shoe salesman in Baltimore, with no rich relatives except Uncle Max
(and he wasn't rich then), who worked six days a week to feed and clothe and
house us and to try to save enough money to get me a good education and not have
to go through this. Instead he only got ulcers, then a heart attack of the kind
you never go back to work from and where the medicines cost a hundred bucks a
month, and Mom had arthritis so bad there was no way she was gonna make it,
either. I managed high school—public, not the fancy prep school with the old-boy
network they wanted for me—but I knew right off that if I was gonna make it in
the world, it had to be Uncle Max style. He started selling cars for others
while living like a dog, putting all the money in investments, becoming salesman
of the year repeatedly and doing a lot of politicking. He even switched to a
synagogue miles away because its members had better business connections.
So, he finally finds this daughter of a rich lawyer and marries her, although
she's a hundred-percent Jewish American princess, a loudmouth nag, and to me she
always bore a strong family resemblance to Lassie. But her daddy bankrolled the
car business and now Max has nine dealerships, a couple of million bucks,
his-and-hers Cadillacs (he doesn't sell German cars), and, last I heard, a
mistress or two on the side to console him. Me, I just couldn't play that game,
so as soon as I graduated I joined the Air Force.
Now, that's not all that dumb. You actually have to volunteer for flying duty,
and I never much liked airplanes, so if you check "nonflying status" you get an
office job or a mechanic's job and you go home at night. In fact, the only
potentially dangerous nonflying job the Air Force has is Security Police, its
own cops. So, naturally, they made me a cop.
I had thought about letting the Air Force send me to college, but when I found
out how much time you owed them for it, I kept putting it off; so I didn't go.
Traffic detail at Otis Air Force Base on Cape Cod wasn't exactly bad duty, and
neither was security patrolling at Homestead just south of Miami, but trying to
keep a bunch of crazy anti-American protesters out of Clark in the Philippines
when you're ordered not to use a weapon is something else. After I got out of
the hospital, I started looking somewhere else for a career.
Now, there is a sort of old-boy network among service cops, and I found a job as
a patrolman up in Bristol, New Jersey, that was close enough to home and quiet
enough generally to be comfortable, although they didn't pay beans. They did,
however, underwrite getting a degree, along with my service benefits, but the
degree they wanted was in either criminology or police science—the liberal arts
of the crime-busting world. That got me bumped up to detective and almost
sixteen grand a year. It might not sound like a great salary now, but it was a
lousy salary then. How I'd settle for it now, though. ...
Anyway, junior detectives always get stuck on Vice, which even in the best of
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