Mouser did not start in the least and there was no break whatever in his words
as he continued, "Know, being of blackness, haunter of the dark, that we slew
the foul wizard who murdered our loves and killed his two rodentine familiars
and mauled and terrorized his employers at Thieves' House. But revenge is
empty. It cannot bring back the dead. It cannot assuage by one atom the grief
and guilt we shall feel forever for our darlings."
"Indeed it cannot," Fafhrd seconded loudly, "for we were drunk when our
darlings died, and for that there is no forgiveness. We highjacked a small
treasure in gems from thieves of the Guild, but we lost the two jewels beyond
price and without compare. And we shall never return to Lankhmar!"
Lightning shone from beyond the hut and thunder crackled. The storm was
moving inland, south from the road.
The hood that held darkness drew back a little and slowly shook from
side to side, once, twice, thrice. The harsh voice intoned, fainter because
Fafhrd's and the Mouser's ears were still somewhat deafened and a-ring from
that father of thunderstrokes:
_Never and forever are neither for men. _
_You'll be returning again and again._
Then the hut was moving inland too on its five spindly legs. It turned
around, so that its door faced away from them, and its speed increased, its
legs moving nimbly as those of a cockroach, and was soon lost amongst the
tangle of thorn and seahawk trees.
So ended the first encounter of the Mouser and his comrade Fafhrd with
Sheelba of the Eyeless Face.
Later that day the two swordsmen waylaid an insufficiently guarded
merchant Lankhmar-bound, depriving him of the best two of his four cart-horses
-- for thieving was first nature to them -- and on these clumping mounts made
their way out of the Great Salt Marsh and across the Sinking Land to the
sinister hub-city of Ilthmar with its treacherous little inns and innumerable
statues and bas-reliefs and other depictions of its rat-god. There they
changed their clumsy horses for camels and were soon humping south across the
desert, following the eastern shore of the turquoise Sea of the East. They
crossed the River Tilth in dry season and continued on through the sands,
bound for the Eastern Lands, where neither of them had previously traveled.
They were searching for distraction in strangeness and intended first to visit
Horborixen, citadel of the King of Kings and city second only to Lankhmar in
size, antiquity, and baroque splendor.
For the next three years, the Years of Leviathan, the Roc, and the
Dragon, they wandered the world of Nehwon south, east, north, and west,
seeking forgetfulness of their first great loves and their first great guilts
and finding neither. They ventured east past mystic Tisilinilit with its
slender, opalescent spires, which always seemed newly crystallized out of its
humid, pearly skies, to lands that were legends in Lankhmar and even
Horborixen. One amongst many was the skeletally shrunken Empire of
Eevamarensee, a country so decadent, so far-grown into the future, that all
the rats and men are bald and even the dogs and cats hairless.
Returning by a northerly route through the Great Steppes, they narrowly
escaped capture and enslavement by the pitiless Mingols. In the Cold Waste
they sought for Fafhrd's Snow Clan, only to discover that it had been last
year overwhelmed by a lemming horde of Ice Gnomes and, according to best
rumor, massacred to the last person, which would have included Fafhrd's mother
Mor, his deserted girl-bride Mara, and his first issue if any.
For a space they served Lithquil, the Mad Duke of Ool Hrusp, devising
for him sprightly mock-duels, simulated murders, and other entertainments.
Then they coasted south through the Outer Sea aboard a Sarheenmar trader to
tropic Klesh, where they adventured a while in the jungle fringes. Then north
again, circling past secretest Quarmall, that shadow realm, to the Lakes of