Pressing the switch of the external bullhorn, Herb Asher said, "Step in here a minute, Clem." This
was the name the human settlers had given to the autochthons, to all of them, since they all
looked alike. "I need a second opinion."
The autochthon, scowling, shuffled to the hatch of the dome and signaled for entry. Herb Asher
activated the hatch mechanism and the intermediate membrane dropped into place. The autochthon
disappeared inside. A moment later the displeased autochthon stood within the dome, shaking off
methane crystals and glowering at Herb Asher.
Getting out his translating computer, Asher spoke to the autochthon. "This will take just a
moment." His analog voice issued from the instrument in a series of clicks and clacks. "I'm
getting audio interference that I can't shut off. Is it something your people are doing? Listen."
The autochthon listened, his rootlike face twisted and dark. Finally he spoke, and his voice, in
English, assumed an unusual harshness. "I hear nothing."
"You're lying," Herb Asher said.
The autochthon said, "I am not lying. Perhaps your mind has gone, due to isolation."
"I thrive on isolation. Anyhow I'm not isolated." He had, after all, the Fox to keep him company.
"I've seen it happen," the autochthon said. "Domers like you suddenly imagine voices and shapes."
Herb Asher got out his stereo microphones, turned on his tape recorder and watched the VU meters.
They showed nothing. He turned the gain up to full. Still the VU meters remained idle; their
needles did not move. Asher coughed and at once both needles swung wildly and the overload diodes
flashed red. Well, the tape recorder simply was not picking up the soupy string music, for some
reason. He was more perplexed than ever. The autochthon, seeing all this, smiled.
Into the stereo microphones Asher said distinctly, " '0 tell me all about Anna Livia! I want to
hear all about Anna Livia. Well, you know Anna Livia? Yes, of course, we all know Anna Livia. Tell
me all. Tell me now. You'll die when you hear. Well, you know, when the old cheb went futt and did
what you know. Yes, I know, go on. Wash quit and don't be dabbling. Tuck up your sleeves and
loosen your talktapes. And don't butt me- hike !-when you bend. Or whatever-'"
14 Philip K. Dick The Divine Invasion
"What is this?" the autochthon said, listening to the translation into his own tongue. Grinning,
Herb Asher said, "A famous Terran book. 'Look, look, the dusk is growing. My branches lofty are
taking root. And my cold cher's gone ashley. Fieluhr? Filou! What age is at? It saon is late. 'Tis
endless now senne- "The man is mad," the autochthon said, and turned toward the hatch, to leave.
"It's Finnegans Wake," Herb Asher said. "I hope the translating computer got it for you. 'Can't
hear with the waters of. The chittering waters of. Flittering bats, fieldmice bawk talk. Ho! Are
you not gone ahome? What Thom Malone? Can't hear-'
The autochthon had left, convinced of Herb Asher's insanity. Asher watched him through the port;
the autochthon strode away from the dome in indignation. Again pressing the switch of the external
bullhorn, Herb Asher yelled after the retreating figure, "You think James Joyce was crazy, is that
what you think? Okay; then explain to me how come he mentions 'talktapes' which means audio tapes
in a book he wrote starting in 1922 and which he completed in 1939. Before there were tape
recorders! You call that crazy? He also has them sitting around a TV set-in a book started four
years after World War I. I think Joyce was a- The autochthon had disappeared over a ridge. Asher
released the switch on the external bullhorn.
It's impossible that James Joyce could have mentioned 'talk- tapes" in his writing, Asher thought.
Someday I'm going to get my article published; I'm going to prove that Finnegans Wake is an
information pool based on computer memory systems that didn't exist until a century after James
Joyce's era; that Joyce was plugged into a cosmic consciousness from which he derived the
inspiration for his entire corpus of work. I'll be famous forever.
What must it have been like, he wondered, to actually hear Cathy Berberian read from Ulysses? If
only she had recorded the whole book. But, he realized, we have Linda Fox.
His tape recorder was still on, still recording. Aloud, Herb Asher said, "I shall say the hundred-
letter thunder word." The needles of the VU meters swung obediently. "Here I go," Asher said, and
took a deep breath. 'This is the hundred-letter thunder word from Finnegans Wake. I forget how it
goes." He went to the bookshelf and got down the cassette of Finnegans Wake. "I shall not recite
it from memory," he said, inserting the cassette and rolling it to the first page of the text. "It
is the longest word in the English language," he said. "It is the sound made when the primordial
schism occurred in the cosmos, when part of the damaged cosmos fell into darkness and evil.
Originally we had the Garden of Eden, as Joyce points out. Joyce-"
His radio sputtered on. The foodman was contacting him, telling him to prepare to receive a
shipment. "...awake?" the radio said. Hopefully.
Contact with another human. Herb Asher shrank involun- tarily. Oh Christ, he thought. He trembled.
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