William Tenn - The Flat-Eyed Monster

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The Flat-Eyed Monster

William Tenn

For the first few moments, Clyde Manship—who up to then had been an assistant professor of

Comparative Literature at Kelly University—for the first few moments, Manship tried heroically to

convince himself that he was merely having a bad dream. He shut his eyes and told himself chidingly, with

a little superior smile playing about his lips, that things as ugly as this just did not occur in real life. No.

Definitely a dream.

He had himself half convinced, until he sneezed. It was too loud and wet a sneeze to be ignored.

You didn't sneeze like that in a dream—if you sneezed at all. He gave up. He'd have to open his eyes and

take another look. At the thought, his neck muscles went rigid with spasm.

A little while ago, he'd fallen asleep while reading an article he'd written for a schol-arly journal. He'd

fallen asleep in his own bed in his own apartment in Callahan Hall—"a charming and inexpensive

residence for those members of the faculty who are bachelors and desire to live on campus." He'd

awakened with a slightly painful tingling sensation in every inch of his body. He felt as if he were being

stretched, stretched interminably and—and loosened. Then, abruptly, he had floated off the bed and

gone though the open window like a rapidly attenuating curl of smoke. He'd gone straight up to the

star-drenched sky of night, dwindling in substance until he lost consciousness completely.

And had come to on this enormous flat expanse of white tabletop, with a multivaulted ceiling above him

and dank, barely breathable air in his lungs. Hanging from the ceiling were quantities and quantities of

what was indubitably electronic equipment, but the kind of equipment the boys in the Physics Department

might dream up, if the grant they'd just received from the government for military radiation research had

been a million times larger than it was, and if Professor Bowles, the department head, had insisted that

every gadget be carefully constructed to look substantially different from anything done in electronics to

date.

The equipment above him had been rattling and gurgling and whooshing, glow-ing and blinking and

coruscating. Then it had stopped as if someone had been satisfied and had turned off a switch.

So Clyde Manship had sat up to see who had turned it off.

He had seen all right.

He hadn't seen so much who as he had seen what. And it hadn't been a nice what. In fact, none of

the whats he had glimpsed in that fast look around had been a bit nice. So he had shut his eyes fast and

tried to find another mental way out of the situation.

But now he had to have another look. It might not be so bad the second time. "It's always darkest,"

he told himself with determined triteness, "before the dawn." And then found himself involuntarily adding,

"except on days when there's an eclipse."

But he opened his eyes anyway, wincingly, the way a child opens its mouth for the second spoonful

of castor oil.

Yes, they were all as he had remembered them. Pretty awful.

The tabletop was an irregular sort of free-form shape, bordered by thick, round knobs a few inches

apart. And perched on these knobs, about six feet to the right of him, were two creatures who looked

like black leather suitcases. Instead of handles or straps, however, they sported a profusion of black

tentacles, dozens and dozens of tentacles, every second or third one of which ended in a moist turquoise

eye shielded by a pair of the sweepingest eyelashes Manship had ever seen outside of a mascara

advertisement.

Embedded in the suitcase proper, as if for additional decorative effect, were swarms of other

sky-blue eyes, only these, without eyelashes, bulged out in multitudes of tiny, glittering facets like

enormous gems. There was no sign of ear, nose or mouth anywhere on the bodies, but there was a kind

of slime, a thick, grayish slime, that oozed out of the black bodies and dripped with a steady

splash-splash-splash to the floor beneath.

On his left, about fifteen feet away, where the tabletop extended a long peninsula, there was another

one of the creatures. Its tentacles gripped a pulsating spheroid across the surface of which patches of

light constantly appeared and disappeared.

As near as Manship could tell, all the visible eyes of the three were watching him intently. He

shivered and tried to pull his shoulders closer together.

"Well, Professor," someone asked suddenly, "what would you say?"

"I'd say this was one hell of a way to wake up," Manship burst out, feelingly. He was about to go on

and develop this theme in more colorful detail when two things stopped him.

The first was the problem of who had asked the question. He had seen no other human—no other

living creature, in fact—besides the three tentacled suitcases any-where in that tremendous,

moisture-filled room.

The second thing that stopped him was that someone else had begun to answer the question at the

same time, cutting across Manship's words and ignoring them completely.

"Well, obviously," this person said, "the experiment is a success. It has completely justified its

expense and the long years of research behind it. You can see for yourself, Councilor Glomg, that

one-way teleportation is an accomplished fact."

Manship realized that the voices were coming from his right. The wider of the two

suitcases—evidently "the professor" to whom the original query had been addressed—was speaking to

the narrower one, who had swung most of his stalked eyes away from Manship and had focused them on

his companion. Only where in blazes were the voices coming from? Somewhere inside their bodies?

There was no sign anywhere of vocal apparatus.

AND HOW COME, Manship's mind suddenly shrieked, THEY TALK ENGLISH?

"I can see that," Councilor Glomg admitted with a blunt honesty that became him well. "It's an

accomplished fact, all right, Professor Lirld. Only, what precisely has it accomplished?"

Lirld raised some thirty or forty tentacles in what Manship realized fascinatedly was an elaborate and

impatient shrug. "The teleportation of a living organism from astronomical unit 649-301-3 without the aid

of transmitting apparatus on the planet of origin"

The Councilor swept his eyes back to Manship. "You call that living?" he inquired doubtfully.

"Oh, come now, Councilor," Professor Lirld protested. "Let's not have any flefnomorphism. It is

obviously sentient, obviously motile, after a fashion—"

"All right. It's alive. I'll grant that. But sentient? It doesn't even seem to pmbff from where I stand.

And those horrible lonely eyes! Just two of them—and so flat! That dry, dry skin without a trace of

slime. I'll admit that—"

"You're not exactly a thing of beauty and a joy forever yourself, you know," Manship, deeply

offended, couldn't help throwing out indignantly.

"—I tend to flemomorphism in my evaluation of alien life-forms," the other went on as if he hadn't

spoken. "Well, I'm a flefnobe and proud of it. But after all, Professor Lirld, I have seen some impossible

creatures from our neighboring planets that my son and other explorers have brought back. The very

strangest of them, the most primi-tive ones, at least can pmbff! But this—this thing. Not the smallest,

slightest trace of a pmb do I see on it! It's eerie, that's what it is—eerie!"

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