Terry Bisson - Open Close

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TERRY BISSON
OPENCLOSE
OPEN.
Open.
Open, dammit.
Open, godammit. O-pen!
O-pen, godammit!
Damn. Call Beth.
Beth, are you there?
Beth, pick up if you are there.
Beth, call me as soon as you get this message. I'm at
the airport and
I'm locked out of the car. O-pen.
O-pen you son of a bitch.
O-pen you god damned son of a bitch.
O-pen dammit if- RIIING
Finally! Beth, thank god.
Yes, she got on her flight. I guess -- I saw her going through the security
line. Now I'm double-parked by the curbside check-in and I can't get back into
the car.
I don't know, it doesn't recognize my voice. Maybe the voice ID is busted, or
maybe it's this cold. I just got out to help your mother with the bags. I'm
lucky I didn't leave my phone in the car.
Of course I asked it nicely. Are you being serious? This is no joke, Beth.
This is a security zone or whatever they call it and they are already starting
to look at me funny.
I know you have to be in court, but I have an idea. You are on the voice ID
too, so I will just hold the phone up to the lock.
Cool. Okay.
Try it again.
More forcefully.
That's better, No, it didn't open. I mean it sounded better. Try it again. I'm
not sure repetition is the thing.
Shouting is not going to help.
No, I'm not telling you what to do, I'm just making suggestions.
No, I can't leave it here, this is the airport for Christ's fucking sake.
I'm sorry, it's just that it's starting to rain and I don't have an umbrella.
All right, I have an umbrella, but it's in my briefcase and that's in the
fucking car and, look, Beth, please just try it one more time.
Good idea. I'll try the passenger side.
Here we are. Slow and steady.
Maybe if I hold it back a few inches.
STEP BACK. UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY ATTEMPT. STEP BACK FROM THE CAR. Oh, shit.
OO WEE OO. STEP BACK.
That's the car, the alarm system. It thinks we are trying to break in.
OO WEE OO. OO WEE OO.
It gives you three or four tries, then it assumes you are a car thief doing
voice impersonations, I guess. Alarm, shut up! Alarm, it's me!
STEP BACK FROM THE CAR! UNAUTHORIZED USER.
There probably is a password but I don't know it. I never use it.
I know I should have it, Beth. I'm sure I do have it. I'm sure it's in my
PalmPC which is in my briefcase which is in the fucking car. OO WEE OO. STEP
BACK.
I'm not freaking out, I'm just upset. I think that's legitimate. I think
that's understandable.
UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY ATTEMPT.
Now it's really starting to rain.
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