
But here, I've left you, you odd, shiny contraption with presumed ears at both
ends, confused about who and what I am, and generally what I'm on about. Okay. I'll
let you stay confused a little longer, and if you don't trust me to clear everything up,
then you can go hang. I've been paid.
I whipped up a quick omelet, ate it, and washed up, considering whether to ask
someone about my odd memory lapse. I'd made two acquaintances recently who
might know, but I felt loath to ask them; something about expressing weakness, I
suppose. But it bothered me. I was still thinking about it when I finished donning my
Jhereg colors (grey and black, if you're taking notes) and making sure my various
weapons were in place; after which I stepped out onto the street I all but owned.
I don't usually travel with a bodyguard. For one thing, it would be hard to find
anyone who could give me more warning of danger than Loiosh; for another, I'm not
important enough to be a real threat to anyone; and for yet another, it's humiliating. I
know that to some in the Organization the number of bodyguards is a status symbol,
but to me they are only an irritation.
But I'm different. I wasn't born into the Organization. I wasn't even born into
House Jhereg. In fact, I wasn't born a citizen; I'm human. They aren't. This is enough
of a difference that it can explain all others.
So you can look around as I did. See the Teckla running around like the small
rodents they are named for, doing things they think are important, selecting fruits at
the fruit stands or pieces of fabric from the weavers, laying a bet with the local
bookmaker, rushing to work in a garden or at a weaver's, and, directly or indirectly,
feeding me. See the Chreotha or the Jhegaala, with titles of the nobility but lives of
the bourgeois selling the fabric or the fruit or buying brain-drugs or trying to get a
bargain from the local fence and, directly or indirectly, feeding me. And, rarest of all,
see the nobles themselves, strutting about like Issola in spring, scattering pennies to
the paupers, having servants buy select wines and the more exotic brain-drugs, and,
directly or indirectly, feeding me.
It's surprising that I stay so thin.
None of them gave me any special regard as I strolled by for another day of
extracting from them everything I could. I like it that way.
The walk from flat to office was short, yet it was enough time for me to get a feel
for what was going on in the neighborhood; on that day there was nothing worth
noting—not the least clue, as it were, of the events that had already been set in
motion. I arrived, as I recall, early that day. The Jhereg operates all day, but the real
action is mostly at night, so things get started correspondingly late; I rarely see my
office before noon. That day I arrived before my secretary, hung my cloak on the
cloak-rack, set my rapier against the wall, and sat down at my desk to see what, if
any, correspondence had arrived during the morning.
There was one item: a piece of expensive parchment sat in the middle of my desk;
on it, in a neat, elegant hand, was written, "V. Taltos, Baronet." I picked it up and
inspected the back, which showed a Dragonshead seal.
I set it down again and considered before opening it. I may have been a bit afraid
of what it would say. No, I most certainly was afraid of what it would say. I picked it
up and broke the seal before Loiosh could start on me.
Baronet—
It would give me great pleasure to see you again. It may also prove