There was a collective exhale of sugar-scented bile.
"I'm an assassin," Remo supplied. "And officially, I was sent here to kill you guys because you're all guilty of murder and arson.
On a more personal note, however, I want it to be known that I'm doing it because you have caused me to lose faith in my fellow
man."
As he spoke, Remo noted the not-so-subtle nod from Firefighter Joe. As the lanky man backed up carefully against the truck,
Remo sensed movement and heard the sound of wheezing breath behind him. He felt the burst of displaced air as a fat fist was
launched at the back of his head.
Remo ducked easily below the blow, turning as he stood.
Burly Bob and Fireman Pete stood behind him. The men were winded from their three-yard walk from the refreshments table. Bob
was bracing palms against knees, trying to catch his breath after his unsuccessful assault against Remo. As Remo stood calmly
watching the first hyperventilating man, Pete hauled back.
Another fist came forward, this one even slower than the last. Remo leaned away as the big mitt swished by.
"Damn, I gotta start on the treadmill," Pete wheezed.
Remo offered him no sympathy. "Wanna see why they call those handlebar mustaches?" he asked. Without waiting for a reply, he
took hold of one drooping fuzzy end of Pete's mustache.
As the beefy man howled in pain, Remo steered him around in a wide circle, slamming him hard against the side of the fire engine.
He hit with a clang that left a big-and-tall-size dent in the truck's side. Bells ringing loud in his head, Pete fell to his back.
For an instant, the fireman clutched his face in pain. But all at once, a new idea flashed in his brain. "Ow, my back!" Pete yelled,
his eyes growing crafty. "Call the union rep. I have to go on disability."
He tried slipping his hands behind his back, but his great girth prevented him from doing so. He opted to roll histrionically in
place like an upended turtle.
"Oh, hell," Remo said, his face growing sour. With the toe of one loafer, he tapped Pete's massive chest.
The fireman's eyes grew wide in shock. Sucking in a horrified gust of air, he clutched at his heaving chest. Face contorting in sheer
agony, he opened and closed his big lips like a gulping fish. He went rigid, then limp. When his hands fell slack at his sides an
instant later, his face was already turning blue.
And as the life drained out of Pete, the remaining firefighters suddenly seemed to grasp the urgency of the situation.
Panic erupted in the firehouse.
Men used to a completely sedentary lifestyle tried to run for the first time since high-school gym class. They didn't get far.
Before the alarm sounded, Remo had already spun away from the dead man. As the others began their stampede for the door, Remo
was already dancing down the thundering line. Flashing hands flew forward, hard fingertips tapping quickly and efficiently against
bouncing chests.
One after the other, the firemen fell like obese blue dominoes. None of them had gotten even halfway to the door.
When Remo spun from the last tumbling body, he found Firefighter Joe right where he'd left him. The thin man was rooted in
place next to the fire engine, his face frozen in disbelief. Eyes wide with shock, he took in the scene of carnage. Only when Remo
began walking slowly back toward him did he realize he should have fled out the back door. Like a cornered animal, he remained in
place. "You challenged my faith," Remo accused as he walked across the big bay. "I didn't even know that I had it, but I guess I
did. The country's going to hell, but I still had faith in some institutions. Faith that there were people out there who were doing
the right things for the right reasons. I had kept a tiny piece of my faith since the moment I slid down that fire pole when I was in
fourth grade. But it's gone now. Every last bit of it. And you killed it." He stopped before Joe.
Firefighter Joe looked over at the bodies. He looked back up at Remo, trying desperately to think of the appropriate thing to say.