CHAPTER I
Will Sverdrup picked his way between furniture and human legs in the crowded teachers'
lounge, headed for the telephone. For luck, it wasn't in use. The worst part of the casting process
was the handful of days you spent waiting between auditions and call-backs. He'd waited long
enough. He wanted to know.
I won't be Hamlet, he told himself as he dialed Bess's number. I'll get a good part, like
Horatio or Laertes, but I won't get the big one. I can handle that. The phone rang at the other
end. Good. He'd tried to reach Bess twice before, but the line had been busy. She'd been using it,
making call-backs.
"Check's in the mail," said the voice at the other end.
"Hi Bess. It's Will, returning your call."
"Hey, Will, I've been waiting to hear back from you. I'm happy to inform you that you've
been cast as Hamlet, if you're willing to accept the part."
Will nearly dropped the receiver.
"Hey, Will—you there?"
"Yeah—I don't know what to say."
"Say you'll take the part and work like hell to make us glad we cast you."
"I can't believe it. The part was Randy's. Everybody knew that. He's got the talent, he's got the
moves—he even looks good in tights."
"Oh no it wasn't, my low-self-esteemed friend. The part was yours from the beginning."
"But Randy—"
"Randy's all flash. He's got great tricks. I'd cast him in a minute as Richard III, or Ariel, or
Puck. But Hamlet is the greatest part in the greatest play in the English language—maybe the
greatest play in the world. It calls for more than nice legs and ballet moves. You're wrong.
Everybody knew the part was yours—everybody but you.
"And by the way, you don't look so bad in tights yourself."
Will accepted the part formally and hung the phone up. He announced the casting to the other
teachers, who gave him a loud standing ovation, so that he was sorry he'd mentioned it.
Wanting time alone, he headed out into the hall and toward an exit. As he turned a corner he
ran into Principal Hellstrom. Each of them took a short jump backwards.
"Still with the white shirt and tie, Will?" asked the principal. He was a large bald man with a