to one of the tents, where I found B. engaged in dragging all his belongings into a central pile of
frightening proportions. He was surrounded by a group of fellow-heroes who hailed my coming with
considerable enthusiasm. 'Your bunky's leaving,' said somebody. 'Going to Paris,' volunteered a man,
who had been trying for three months to get there. 'Prison, you mean,' remarked a confirmed optimist
whose disposition had felt the effects of the French climate.
Albeit confused by the eloquence of B.'s unalterable silence, I immediately associated his present
predicament with the advent of the mysterious stranger, and forthwith dashed forth bent on demanding
from one of the tin-derbies the high identity and sacred mission of this personage. I knew that with the
exception of ourselves every one in the section bad been given his permission de sept jours---even two
men who had arrived later than we and whose turn should subsequently have come after ours. I also
knew that at the headquarters of the Ambulance, 7 rue François premier, se trouvait Monsieur Norton,
thesupreme head of the Norton Harjes fraternity, who had known my father in other days. Putting two
and two together I decided that this potentate had sent an emissary to Mr. A. to demand an explanation of
the various and sundry insults and indignities to which I and my friend had been subjected, and more
particularly to secure our long-delayed per-mission. Accordingly I was in high spirits as I rushed toward
the bureau.
I didn't have to go far. The mysterious one, in conversation with monsieur le sous-lieutenant, met me
halfway. I caught the words: 'And Cummings [the first and last time that my name was correctly
pronounced by a Frenchman], where is he?'
'Present,' I said, giving a salute to which neither of them paid the slightest attention.
'Ah yes,' impenetrably remarked the mysterious one in positively sanitary English. 'You shall put all your
baggage in the car, at once'---then, to tin-derby-the-first, who appeared in an occult manner at his
master's elbow'Allez avec lui, chercher ses affaires, de suite.'
My affaires were mostly in the vicinity of the cuisine, where lodged the cuisinier, mécanicien, menuisier,
etc, who had made room for me (some ten days since) on their own initiative, thus saving me the
humiliation of sleeping with nineteen Americans in a tent which was always two-thirds full of mud.
Thither I led the tin-derby, who scrutinized everything with surprising interest. I threw mes affaires
hastily together (including some minor accessories which I was going to leave behind; but which the t-d
bade me include) and emerged with a duffle-bag under one arm and a bed-roll under the other, to
encounter my excellent friends the dirty Frenchmen aforesaid. They all popped out together from one
door, looking rather astonished. Something by way of explanation as well as farewell was most certainly
required, so I made a speech in my best French:
'Gentlemen, friends, comrades---I am going away immediately and shall be guillotined to-morrow,'
---'Oh hardly guillotined I should say,' remarked t-d, in a voice which froze my marrow--- despite my
high spirits; while the cook and carpenter gaped audibly and the mechanician clutched a hopelessly
smashed carburetter for support.
One of the section's voitures, a F.I.A.T., was standing ready. General Nemo sternly forbade me to
approach the Renault (in which B.'s baggage was already deposited) and waved me into the F.I.A.T. bed,
bed-roll and all; whereupon t-d leaped in and seated himself opposite me in a position of perfect
unrelaxation which, despite my aforesaid exultation at quitting the section in general and Mr. A. in
particular, impressed me as being almost menacing. Through the front window I saw my friend drive
E.E.Cummings. The Enormous Room. 1920. Chapters 1-3.
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