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The old man, Professor Chronotis, shuffled back into the study. ‘Just put the kettle on,’
he explained kindly, rubbing his hands together.
‘Er, Professor Chronotis,’ the young man continued uneasily, ‘I don’t know if you re-
member me. We met at a faculty party a few weeks ago. It’s Chris Parsons.’
‘Oh yes, yes,’ the Professor nodded, and shook the young student’s hand. ‘Enjoy those
faculty do’s, do you?’
Chris Parsons shrugged noncommittally. ‘Well, you know...’
‘Lots of boring old dons talking away at each other, never listen to a word any-body
else says.’
‘Well, yes,’ Chris agreed. ‘You said that...’
‘Talk, talk, talk,’ Chronotis continued. ‘Never listen.’
‘No, well... I hope I’m not taking up your valuable…’
‘Time?’ the Professor ventured. ‘No, no. When you get to my age, you’ll find that time
doesn’t matter too much. Not that I expect you will get to my age,’ he added, and stooped
to lift a handful of books from a nearby table.
‘Oh really?’ Chris humoured him.
Chronotis looked up from studying the book titles. ‘Yes. I remember saying to the last
Master of College but one, young Professor Frencham... or was it the last but two? May
have been three.’
‘Three,’ echoed Chris, slightly surprised.
The Professor continued unperturbed by his listener’s scepticism. ‘Yes. Nice young
chap. Died rather tragically at the age of ninety. Run over by a coach and pair.’
‘What was it you said to him?’ Chris persisted.
‘Oh, I don’t know. Long time ago you know.’
‘Yes,’ replied Chris doubtfully, and decided it was high time he steered the conversa-
tion back towards the reason for his visit. ‘Er, Professor, when we met, you were kind
enough to say that if I dropped round, you would lend me some of your books on carbon
dating.’
‘Oh yes. Happy to.’ The kettle whistled from the kitchen and the Professor dumped his
handful of books back on the table. ‘Ah, there’s the kettle.’ He shuffled off into the
kitchen. ‘You’ll find the books you want at the far end of the bookshelf. Third shelf
down.’
Chris called out his thanks, and made for the bookshelves. He paused momentarily,
taking in for the first time the police box standing in the corner of the room. He stared at it
in complete bewilderment for a moment, and then recalled his real purpose. Chris counted
three shelves down the bookshelves and pulled out a book from the end of the row. He
flicked through the pages briefly and noticed that it was written in an entirely unrecognis-
able text. He was about to return it to the shelf when it occurred to him that it was far too
light for its size and thickness.
The Professor’s voice drifted through from the kitchen. ‘Or is it the second shelf
down? Second, I think. Anyway, take what you want.’
Chris looked up one shelf, and immediately spied the titles he sought. Nodding with
satisfaction, he pulled out two volumes.
‘Milk?’ called the Professor from the kitchen.
‘Oh,’ said Chris, suddenly remembering the offer of tea. ‘Yes please.’
‘One lump or two?’
‘Two, please.’
‘Sugar?’
‘What?’ said Chris, startled.