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Anticosti Starport assured me that this garment would keep me comfortable in the coldest weather,"
the Gi remarked, "but I fear it may be defective. My toes have turned quite blue with cold and
just look at my poor phallus."
The second man seemed to choke slightly on his drink, but he recovered quickly and gave a
sympathetic nod. He was a robust specimen with abundant brown hair and a ruddy complexion. "Aweel
now, Citizen, that's truly a scandal. The stuff they hire out these days just can't be trusted.
You be sure to raise a stink when you return it and likely they'll cancel the fee."
"Oh, I'd never dream of complaining!"
"By damn, of course you will," Rogi said, returning with a steaming cup, which he thrust into
the Gi's elongated, near-humanoid hands. "When on Earth, you gotta do as the locals do. Stick up
for your rights! Sit down there now and toast your tootsies and let's get on with whatever it is
you want from me. I'm planning to close the shop early because of the snow... Oh, by the way, this
is my old friend Kyle Macdonald. You won't mind if he sits in?"
"Not at all!" MulMul Ziml burbled. "The Dirigent's grandfather! What a signal honor to make
your acquaintance." The exotic flopped into the indicated chair and extended its large four-toed
feet toward the stove. What a relief it was to be warm again! And the hot drink was truly
delightful, its generous alcoholic content enhanced with butterfat and a large helping of maple
sugar. The Gi expressed its gratitude after belatedly introducing itself.
"As Dirigent Macdonald may have explained, I am a composer. My specialty is the rudalm—a
musical artform that some critics have called a cantata virtuale. Recently, rudalma have enjoyed
considerable favor among human music-lovers. They are not true operatic works, but rather full-
sensory impressions of a significant event or scene, virtually realized for operant attendees,
accompanied by a Gi choir."
"And you're doing the deliverance of Caledonia," Rogi said.
"Precisely! The inherent excitement of the event—together with the participation of
distinguished beings such as Jon and Marc Remillard—make it what you humans deem a 'natural' for
both Gi and human audiences."
"My granddaughter Dorrie and a few other folk had a wee hand in saving Callie, too," Kyle
Macdonald put in, flashing a chilly smile.
"Yes, of course! Oh, dear—I didn't mean to imply otherwise. Most especially since Dirigent
Dorothea Macdonald and the Caledonian geophysical team have been so cooperative in sharing their
own memorecall of the averted catastrophe. Unfortunately, I've been unable to secure the memories
of Jon or Marc Remillard. They seem to be occupied with other affairs just now. The Dirigent
suggested that I come to you instead, Uncle Rogi, since you were there during the incident and you
enjoy such a close rapport with the heroic Remillard brothers."
"Umm." The old bookseller looked dubious.
"What a singular challenge it must have been!" the hermaphrodite caroled. "Using metaconcerted
mindpower to defuse an ascending magmatic plume that threatened to destroy the colony!"
"Not a plume," said Rogi. "A diatreme. Different kinda thing. With plumes, you don't get
diamonds in the eruption."
The Gi's huge eyes glazed in ecstasy. "And what a climax that fantastic shower of gems will
provide in virtual experience! I've viewed the media recordings of the event, of course, but you
were a sensory witness—"
Rogi shook his head. "Only viewed the blowout on monitor equipment in the observers' bunker.
Still, it was quite a show."
"If you would consent to share your impressions, you'll provide invaluable input on the entire
sequence of events. The Dirigent said that you did witness Marc Remillard's arrival on Caledonia,
and you also persuaded him to intervene in the geophysical operation. That occasion is crucial to
the exposition of my work."
The Gi took something small from its feathered armpit orifice and held it out to Rogi. The
device looked something like a badminton shuttlecock with a narrow, spongy tip. "This full-sensory
extractor will absorb your perceptions of the entire episode in short order. The process is quite
painless. All we do is insert the soft end into your ear, and I ask you questions—"
"Now, just a damned minute, you!" Rogi barked, starting up from his seat. "Nobody mind-probes
me. Nobody!"
The Gi fell back in confusion. "But—"
"You won't coerce me, either! I can put up a damn strong mind-shield if I have to. And I don't
care if Dorothée sent you or not. To hell with this virtual operetta, or whatever it is, if it
means fucking around in my brainpan!"
The hypersensitive exotic uttered a heart-wrenching soprano wail and sank slowly to the floor
in a disheveled heap of plumage and quivering primary and secondary sexual organs. "I never
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