Ellison, Harlan - Toward The Light

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HARLAN ELLISON
GO TOWARD THE LIGHT
IT WAS A TIME OF MIRACLES. Time, itself, was the first miracle. That we had
learned how to drift backward through it, that we had been able to achieve it at
all: another miracle. And the most remarkably miraculous miracle of all: that of
the one hundred and sixty-five physicists, linguists, philologists,
archaeologists, engineers, technicians, programmers of large-scale numerical
simulations, and historians who worked on the Timedrift Project, only two were
Jews. Me, myself, Matty Simon, a timedrifter, what is technically referred to on
my monthly paycheck as an authentic "chronocircumnavigator" -- euphemistically
called a "fugitive" by the one hundred and sixty-three Gentile techno-freaks and
computer jockeys-- short-speak for Tempus Fugit -- "Time Flies" -- broken-backed
Latin, just a "fugitive." That's me, young Matty, and the other Jew is Barry
Levin. Not Levine, and not Leveen, but Levin, as if to rhyme with "let me in."
Mr. Barry R. Levin, Fields Medal nominee, post-adolescent genius and wiseguy,
the young man who Stephen Hawking says has made the greatest contributions to
quantum gravity, the guy who, if you ask him a simple question you get a
pageant, endless lectures on chrono-string theory, complexity theory, algebraic
number theory, how many pepperonis can dance on the point of a pizza. Also,
Barry Levin, orthodox Jew. Did I say orthodox? Beyond, galactically beyond
orthodox. So damned orthodox that, by comparison, Moses was a fresser of
barbequed pork sandwiches with Texas hot links. Levin, who was frum, Chassid, a
reader and quoter of the Talmud, and also the biggest pain in the . . . I am a
scientist, I am not allowed to use that kind of language. A pain in the nadir,
the fundament, the buttocks, the tuchis!
A man who drove everyone crazy on Project Timedrift by continuing to insist that
while it was all well and good to be going back to record at first hand every
aspect of the Greek Culture, that the Hellenic World was enriched and
enlightened by the Israelites and so, by rights, we ought to be making book on
the parallel history of the Jews.
With one hundred and sixty-three goyim on the Project, you can imagine with what
admiration and glee this unending assertion was received. Gratefully, we were
working out of the University of Chicago, and not Pinsk, so at least I didn't
have to worry about pogroms.
What I did worry about was Levin's characterization of me as a "pretend Jew."
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"You're not a Good Jew," he said to me yesterday. We were lying side by side in
the REM sleep room, relaxing after a three-hour hypnosleep session learning the
idiomatics of Ptolemaic Egyptian, all ninety-seven dialects. He in h!s sling, me
in mine.
"I beg your sanctimonious pardon," I said angrily. "And you, I suppose, are a
Good Jew, by comparison to my being a Bad Jew?"
"Res ipsa loquitur," he replied, not even opening his eyes. It was Latin, and it
meant the thing speaks for itself; it was self-evident.
"When I was fourteen years old," I said, propping myself on one elbow and
looking across at him lying there with his eyes shut, "a kid named Jack
Wheeldon, sitting behind me in an assembly at my junior high school, kicked my
seat and called me a kike. I turned around and hit him in the head with my
geography book. He was on the football team, and he broke my jaw. Don't tell me
I'm a Bad Jew. I ate through a straw for three months."
He turned his head and gave me that green-eyed lizard-on-a-rock stare. "This is
a Good Jew, eh? Chanukah is in three days. You'll be lighting the candles, am I
correct? You'll be reciting the prayers? You'll observe yontiff using nothing
but virgin olive oil in your menorah, to celebrate the miracle?"
Oh, how I wanted to pop him one. "I gotcher miracle," I said, rudely. I lay back
in the sling and closed my eyes.
I didn't believe in miracles. How Yehudah of the Maccabees had fielded a mere
ten thousand Jews against Syrian King Antiochus's mercenary army of 60,000
infantry and 5,000 cavalry; and how he had whipped them like a tub of butter.
How the victors had then marched on Jerusalem and retaken the Second Temple; and
how they found that in the three years of Hellenist and Syrian domination and
looting the Temple had grown desolate and overgrown with vegetation, the gates
burned, and the Altar desecrated. But worst of all, the sacred vessels,
including the menorah had been stolen. So the priests, the Kohanim, took seven
iron spits, covered them with wood, and crafted them into a makeshift menorah.
But where could they find uncontaminated oil required for the lighting of the
candelabrum?
It was a time of miracles. They found one flask of oil. A cruse of oil, whatever
a cruse was. And when they lit it, a miracle transpired, or so I was told in
Sunday School, which was a weird name for it because Friday sundown to Saturday
sundown is the Sabbath for Jews, except we were Reform, and that meant Saturday
afternoon was football and maybe a movie matinee, so I went on Sundays. And,
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miracle of miracles, I forgot most of those football games, but I remembered
what I'd been taught about the "miracle" of the oil, if you believe that sort of
mythology they tell to kids. The oil, just barely enough for one day, burned for
eight days, giving the Kohanim sufficient time to prepare and receive fresh
uncontaminated oil that was fit for the menorah.
A time of miracles. Like, for instance, you're on the Interstate, seventy-five
miles from the nearest gas station, and your tank is empty. But you ride the
fumes seventy-five miles to a fill-up. Sure. And one day's oil bums for eight.
Not in this universe, it doesn't.
"I don't believe in old wives' tales that there's a 'miracle' in one day's oil
burning for eight," I said.
And he said: "That wasn't the miracle."
And I said: "Seems pretty miraculous to me. If you believe."
And he said: "The miracle was that they knew the oil was uncontaminated.
Otherwise they couldn't use it for the ceremony."
"So how did they know?" I asked.
"They found one cruse, buried in the dirt of the looted and defiled Temple of
the Mount. One cruse that had been sealed with the seal of the high rabbi, the
Kohen Gadol, the Great Priest."
"Yeah, so what's the big deal? It had the rabbi's seal on it. What did they
expect, the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval?"
"It was never done. It wasn't required that oil flasks be sealed. And rules were
rigid in those days. No exceptions. No variations. Certainly the personal
involvement of the Kohen Gadol in what was almost an act of housekeeping . . .
well . . . it was unheard-of. Unthinkable. Not that the High Priest would
consider the task beneath hims" he rushed to interject, "but it would never fall
to his office. It would be considered unworthy of his attention."
"Heaven forfend," I said, wishing he'd get to the punchline.
Which he did. "Not only was the flask found, its seal was unbroken, indicating
that the contents had not been tampered with. One miraculous cruse, clearly
marked for use in defiance of alllogic, tradition, random chance. And that was
the miracle."
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